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Me looking at the huzz

A man wearing a hat is staring, and his tongue is out. The text reads: Me looking at the huzz.

MEME LORD

A two-panel cartoon. The top panel shows a muscular man asking a woman 'Can I buy you a drink?' She says 'Sure!'. Below the text, the text 'SHE'S NOT INTERESTED' appears. The bottom panel shows the same man asking a different, pink-haired woman the same question. The original woman is standing next to the pink-haired one and again rejects him by the text below her: 'SHE'S NOT INTERESTED'. The drawing style is cartoonish and simplified. The user name '@FATGESol' is visible in the lower left.

arsonisfun

Real

Thank you God
2011
for not making me
attracted to feet

Anonymous

Oop- get called out

shweta
@selfluvnbbg
what do boys even find attractive
about boobs, they are literally
balls of fat on my chest. IF YOU
CAN LOVE ME FOR THE FAT ON
MY CHEST WHY CANT YOU
LOVE ME FOR THE FAT ON MY
STOMACH YOU PIECE OF SHIT
8:24 AM 3/06/19
>

Jazzy💕

*When an attractive girl walks in the door*
All the guys:

Anonymous

A woman's face is covered in white fluid. The text says "If a girl gives you this look, it means she might have a crush on you. You can tell by the slight angle of her smile."

RapBoat

A woman in a Spider-Man costume is shown with the text "THE ONLY REASON to watch THE AVENGERS".

shaylie lol

A man with a confused or surprised look on his face is wearing headphones in front of a microphone. The text reads: "When you're ugly and someone fine likes you."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a text at the top explaining the difference between pedophiles and hebephiles. Below there is a picture of an orange wood chipper with the text "But the wood chipper doesn't care."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows text at the top defining pedophiles as being attracted to kids under 13-14 and hebephiles as being attracted to teens, adding that there is a difference. Underneath is a picture of a large yellow wood chipper with the text, "But the Wood Chipper doesn't care."

Anonymous

w rizzler

A man is looking at the camera. The text on top reads: "are you nike? cus we should just do it (nike rizz)".

BaddiePatrick

He was telling the truth in a different way...

A portrait of Isaac Newton. Above him, it says, "I like them thicc af". Below him it says, "But Sir Newton, we can't write that! Then write this: The greater the mass, the greater the force of attraction."

原田

The image shows a split panel comparison. On the left, a person with a bowl cut and sunglasses gives a thumbs up. The text above reads, "The mf that every girl likes:". On the right, a muscular person is posed in black and white with text above it that says, "You (underrated cool looking gigachad):".

🎧Lilly🌟

The image shows Spiderman in a seductive pose on railroad tracks. The text says "When ur crush shows up. Hey girl."

Winnie

???

A meme showing a definition of the term "semibisexual" which says: "Someone who is bisexual but with attraction to only one gender." Below the text is an image of a man with a confused expression and question marks surrounding his head.

Advice

dd flat fr

A tweet by @TokyosVz that says: "you attract what you fear" AAHHH two latinas who goin tie me down and give me a foot job until I have a seizure AAHHH.

Advice

real

A meme with a picture of a sloth and a fair-skinned person. The text says: "ARE YOU FROM JAPAN? CAUSE IM TRYIN TO GET IN JAPANTIES."

Anonymous

Look away if you can

The Distracted Boyfriend meme is used. A woman, labeled “Aunt Cass” is shown in the left panel. A man, labeled “The Internet” is looking back at her, while his girlfriend is on the right panel. The meme is a social commentary about the Internet’s fascination with fictional characters.

Inessa :)

Me:get glasses me after looking at my crush

An animated pink character with bulging red eyes and smoke coming out of them, with the text "MY EYES" overlaid on the image.

Inessa :)

The image contains a definition of the term semibisexual, followed by a dialogue between two guys in a gay bar. The text ends with the phrase "Well that just sounds like straight with extra steps" and the image shows a scene from the show Rick and Morty.

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