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Face mcshooty

A screenshot from Dragonball Z with the text: "When you date a girl with small hands cuz it will make your [penis] looks bigger."

Heroin Monkey

A man is standing in front of a wall with text overlayed on the image. The text describes a story about visiting a petting zoo, painting hair, and cow kidnapping.

Face mcshooty

A meme showing a man looking stressed with his hands on his head. Above him are three doors labeled "Goth girl", "Mommy", and "Latinas". The text says, "Girls: Boys don't have to make hard choices. Me:".

Face mcshooty

wtf is my fyp

The image shows a screencap of an anime character with a surprised and flustered expression. Above the anime character is text that says, "when I'm touching myself to his voice in vc and he randomly calls me beautiful and I."

Heroin Monkey

A toy package with a figure of Gollum. The text on the package says, "MAKE HIM HOT! My Precious Smeagol Groom & Style Middle Earth Cuties WARNING: May attract A Sauron's gaze LOOK NICE 4 MASTER! Limitless Hairstyles Accessories Included Dill the Pony's tail The One Ring golden scrunchie Uruk-hai topknot Juicy sweet raw fish carcass comb FINALLY KEMPTI The Two Towers Glamour Gollum Legboot". The package includes three accessories shown with graphics: "The One Ring golden scrunchie" and "Juicy sweet raw fish carcass comb" and an image of possible hairstyles.

Caylez.cc

Me looking at the huzz

A man wearing a hat is staring, and his tongue is out. The text reads: Me looking at the huzz.

MEME LORD

A two-panel cartoon. The top panel shows a muscular man asking a woman 'Can I buy you a drink?' She says 'Sure!'. Below the text, the text 'SHE'S NOT INTERESTED' appears. The bottom panel shows the same man asking a different, pink-haired woman the same question. The original woman is standing next to the pink-haired one and again rejects him by the text below her: 'SHE'S NOT INTERESTED'. The drawing style is cartoonish and simplified. The user name '@FATGESol' is visible in the lower left.

arsonisfun

Real

Sonic the Hedgehog is kneeling in a field with his hands together in prayer. Above him, the text reads, "Thank you God," and below him, the text reads, "for not making me attracted to feet."

Anonymous

A woman in a Hooters uniform stands in a restaurant. The text reads: "I'm not even hungry no mo."

Cupツ

GYAT DAMN <3

A woman in an orange outfit is standing on a city street.

shaylie lol

A cartoon image features a person saying it's hot, followed by an image of Homer Simpson looking nervous while trying not to say "so take off all your clothes".

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Anonymous

Oop- get called out

A screenshot of a tweet by user @selfluvnbbg. The tweet reads, "What do boys even find attractive about boobs, they are literally balls of fat on my chest. IF YOU CAN LOVE ME FOR THE FAT ON MY CHEST WHY CAN'T YOU LOVE ME FOR THE FAT ON MY STOMACH YOU PIECE OF SHIT."

Jazzy💕

A meme featuring a close-up of a light brown and white chihuahua with furrowed brows and a smirk, set against a text backdrop that reads, "When an attractive girl walks in the door: All the guys."

Anonymous

A woman's face is covered in white fluid. The text says "If a girl gives you this look, it means she might have a crush on you. You can tell by the slight angle of her smile."

rapboat

A woman in a Spider-Man costume is shown with the text "THE ONLY REASON to watch THE AVENGERS".

shaylie lol

A man with a confused or surprised look on his face is wearing headphones in front of a microphone. The text reads: "When you're ugly and someone fine likes you."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a text at the top explaining the difference between pedophiles and hebephiles. Below there is a picture of an orange wood chipper with the text "But the wood chipper doesn't care."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows text at the top defining pedophiles as being attracted to kids under 13-14 and hebephiles as being attracted to teens, adding that there is a difference. Underneath is a picture of a large yellow wood chipper with the text, "But the Wood Chipper doesn't care."

Anonymous

w rizzler

A man is looking at the camera. The text on top reads: "are you nike? cus we should just do it (nike rizz)".

BaddiePatrick

He was telling the truth in a different way...

A portrait of Isaac Newton. Above him, it says, "I like them thicc af". Below him it says, "But Sir Newton, we can't write that! Then write this: The greater the mass, the greater the force of attraction."

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