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Cinema worker

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A close-up of a man's face with a serious expression. The text overlay reads, "How the cinema worker looks when I yell 'Chicken Jockey' as I ram a chicken up my ass."

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Man

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A picture of a couple followed by a picture of a dead Godzilla lying on a small cart. The text above the couple says, "Me n my man bit yawl holes jelust ova us we luk gud af yawl holes caint half my man and I downt wont nun yawl Brook ass dood Eva." The text above the dead Godzilla says, "Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fucking died."

Night

MEME LORD · 2 years ago

Three cartoon characters are standing side-by-side. The character on the left is a raccoon wearing a grey hoodie with "THRASHER" printed on it. The character in the center is a blue jay wearing an orange shirt with a large white Nike swoosh. The character on the right is a ghost wearing a light blue sweatshirt with "supreme" printed on it. All three are wearing pants, and the text reads: "EVEN ON THE COLDEST NIGHT I KEEP MY ASS UNWIPED."

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Beat

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot of the FL Studio interface with the text "Bro what did I do wrong?" An error message pops up from FL Studio 2024 saying, "This beat is ass. Session terminated," with options to Abort, Retry, or Ignore.

Name

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

Text overlayed on an image of a body of water with a ladder leading into it. The text lists new ways to shorten names. The list is: New options to shorten names: Jennifer: Niffer. Elizabeth: Zabe. Timothy: Moth. Christopher: Stop. Hannah: Nah. Brooklyn: Ookly. Leonardo: Nard. Penelope: Ope. Brandon: Rando. Theodore: Hodor. Jonathan: Onath. Cassandra: Ass. Matthew: Thew. Kimberly: Erl.

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Question

Anonymous · 2 years ago

A drawing shows two people. One person, wrapped in bandages, is standing. The other one is crouched in a corner looking sad. The text above them says: this isn't a disrespectful question btw. if you're catholic you believe Christ was fully human, fully divine. To deny that he had sexual temptations implies that he wasn't fully human, making you a blasphemer (punishable by excommunication for most of history) now answer: boobs. or ass.

Sex

MEME LORD · 1 year ago

The image shows two pictures side by side. On the left is a cartoon of a furry character with a dark blue head, tan muzzle, and yellow beak. He is depicted with a plump bottom. On the right is a picture of a dark blue 2014 Subaru Outback. A text overlay says: "Sold. 2014 Subaru outback 2.5i Limited Wagon 4D $10,000 Listed a day ago in Waterford, WI"

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Dog

blach66 · 3 years ago

A four-panel comic shows two bald figures and a Doberman. In the first panel, one figure says "I have a bad history with dogs" while the other figure looks on with concern. In the second panel, the first figure is reassuring the other saying "Oh him? He's fine, lovely and kind." The third panel shows the dog saying to the first figure "Go stick a lit match up your ass." The fourth panel shows the first figure crying with the dog and the second figure looking indifferent.

Pringles

Heroin Monkey · 9 months ago

The image shows a nighttime street scene with a sidewalk, houses, and parked cars under a street light. A person is holding a red Pringles can in the foreground. Overlaid text reads: "Some random homeless dude said if I eat his ass he'll give me Pringles. Be safe out there." Below the text, a praying hands emoji is visible. The TikTok handle "@scottmesiduc" is in the bottom right corner.

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Abortion

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A photo shows a doll that resembles an unborn baby next to text that reads: "If I was a girl, I would get pregnant as many times as possible, then have abortions after the third month of being pregnant so I would deliver a potato sized 1/3 developed dead fetus, then I would take the fetus, put it in a jar of preservative liquid and put it on a shelf in a secret room in my house, and I would do it until I had so many the rooms walls were nothing but potato sized aborted fetuses. Then I would have a kid and when they're bad I would make them sit in the fetus room and remind them of how easy I could have aborted their ass."

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Hell

GG Miller · 3 years ago

when you find out someone ugly ass hell like you

A close up image of a man with messy hair and a beard with a shocked and disgusted expression. His mouth is open wide and he is staring intensely.

Chemical

Amir De OG · 1 year ago

Fucking America my ass, INDIA FOR LIFE!!!! 💩🦶🍲🪔

The image shows a split comparison between vegan food in America and vegan food in India. On the top left are two 'wojak' figures next to two burgers labeled 'vegan'. The text reads: 'Here's a vegan meal that tastes like meat using the power of chemicals and preservatives.' On the top right the figure is shocked and says, 'WOW, it tastes like just like meat, and no animals where harmed!' On the bottom left are two turban-wearing characters next to two bowls of what appears to be Indian curry. The text reads: 'Using the powers of spices and herbs, we made this meal taste great, even with out the use of meat.' On the bottom right is another turban-wearing character that says, 'Thank you for this meal'.

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Life

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡 · 3 years ago

shut the fuck up you pussy ass fucking bitch motherfucking parent depleater

The image shows three dogs, each labeled with a word. On the left is "my car", in the middle is "me" and on the right is "work". "Me" is in the middle pulling a toy labeled "money" away from "my car" and towards "work". The text above the dogs says "How life is going right now".

Comment

Wade · 2 years ago

Lmao another example of Amy being a petty little bitch

A screenshot of comments on a video titled "CODM Gunslinger Part 1: Ultimate Terminator". One highlighted comment from amyrulesthepizzaaa says "ABSOLUTE ASS" with fire emojis. Another comment from VancityMerc319 says, "Dang that turned out really blurry, sorry guys, dunno what happened it was fine before..." The final comment from beckwild343 says "you have a hidden talent but PLEASE keep that shit hidden" with fire and 100 emojis.

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Amy

urfavvirgo · 2 years ago

A man, Robert Downey Jr., with his eyes closed, his hand on his chest, and wearing a grey suit, expresses visible exasperation. The text above him reads: "when amys pathetic ass says 'gtg'".

Product

Anonymous · 2 years ago

A selfie of Phil Swift holding a can of Flex Seal with the caption "boutta flex seal my ass."

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Identity

The RĒAL RB · 11 months ago

Proof that Heroin Monkey is OPAL

A screenshot of an online chat conversation. Multiple users are present: IndieRockBoat, RapBoat, Opal, Cosmo the Intern, and Heroin Monkey. The conversation shows IndieRockBoat repeatedly asking "Any of you listen to indie rock?" and then stating "sorry I live in McDonald's my internet is bad." RapBoat then comments, "That's how I know it's Heroin Monkey, he ALWAYS does that." Opal then insults RapBoat with crude language, which RapBoat then repeats back, seemingly as if impersonating Opal, and adds further crude remarks. The critical exchange occurs at the end: RapBoat asks, "You want me to pull an AG???" Heroin Monkey replies, "yes." Immediately after, RapBoat types, "Heroin Monkey yes." Below this, a final line states, "Bro forgot to switch alts."

self-deprecation

MEME LORD · 2 years ago

The image displays a social media post where the user writes, "im just like spongebob's dumb ass cousin bruh... no one cares about me and i fuck everything up." Below the text, there is a still image of SpongeBob SquarePants wearing a fake mustache and eyebrows, resembling his cousin Stanley SquarePants. A comment from a user named "bible camp victim" reads "OMG I USED TO JERK OFF TO HIM IN", which is partially cut off.

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Uno

MEME LORD · 2 years ago

A cartoon character with an angry face is yelling. The text says "me yelling uno with 16 cards up my ass".

Boyfriend

Anonymous · 1 year ago

RapBoat gay confirmed.

A screenshot of a comment by "Rap Boat" saying "I just sucked my boyfriend's HUGE ASS dick."

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