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Amir De OG

Fucking America my ass, INDIA FOR LIFE!!!! 💩🦶🍲🪔

The image shows a split comparison between vegan food in America and vegan food in India. On the top left are two 'wojak' figures next to two burgers labeled 'vegan'. The text reads: 'Here's a vegan meal that tastes like meat using the power of chemicals and preservatives.' On the top right the figure is shocked and says, 'WOW, it tastes like just like meat, and no animals where harmed!' On the bottom left are two turban-wearing characters next to two bowls of what appears to be Indian curry. The text reads: 'Using the powers of spices and herbs, we made this meal taste great, even with out the use of meat.' On the bottom right is another turban-wearing character that says, 'Thank you for this meal'.

Heroin Monkey

A statue with an exaggerated expression of shock and surprise. The text says, "When the cops find drugs and you have to act like you don't know how they got up your ass."

Heroin Monkey

A picture of a couple followed by a picture of a dead Godzilla lying on a small cart. The text above the couple says, "Me n my man bit yawl holes jelust ova us we luk gud af yawl holes caint half my man and I downt wont nun yawl Brook ass dood Eva." The text above the dead Godzilla says, "Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fucking died."

Wade

Lmao another example of Amy being a petty little bitch

A screenshot of comments on a video titled "CODM Gunslinger Part 1: Ultimate Terminator". One highlighted comment from amyrulesthepizzaaa says "ABSOLUTE ASS" with fire emojis. Another comment from VancityMerc319 says, "Dang that turned out really blurry, sorry guys, dunno what happened it was fine before..." The final comment from beckwild343 says "you have a hidden talent but PLEASE keep that shit hidden" with fire and 100 emojis.

urfavvirgo

A man, Robert Downey Jr., with his eyes closed, his hand on his chest, and wearing a grey suit, expresses visible exasperation. The text above him reads: "when amys pathetic ass says 'gtg'".

Anonymous

FLE
SEA
boutta flex seal my ass

Anonymous

Anatidaephobia
The fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching
you.
Jimmy has anatidaephobia.
Your ass is mine, Jimmy

Cahyani Ambara

Power Puff Girls be like :

The image shows three anthropomorphic objects, a red block with an orange dress, a blue pen with a blue skirt, and a pink eraser with a purple dress, each with a flower accessory and with a different facial expression. The image also includes text bubbles from users who want these objects to be dressed up and become idols.

MEME LORD

A cartoon character with an angry face is yelling. The text says "me yelling uno with 16 cards up my ass".

MEME LORD

The image shows two pictures side by side. On the left is a cartoon of a furry character with a dark blue head, tan muzzle, and yellow beak. He is depicted with a plump bottom. On the right is a picture of a dark blue 2014 Subaru Outback. A text overlay says: "Sold. 2014 Subaru outback 2.5i Limited Wagon 4D $10,000 Listed a day ago in Waterford, WI"

Heroin Monkey

A black and white cat looks directly at the camera with a serious expression. Text at the top reads, "Get your big ass ears out of the caption! IDOT". At the bottom is a TikTok username.

Heroin Monkey

A man holding a can of Flex Seal spray with a caption above that says "I'm about to flex seal my ass".

Hollow Knight Beater

Hollow Knight Meme

The image shows eight characters from Hollow Knight, each with a short description of their personality. The characters are "knight", "git gud", "corn", "cloth", "(s)quirrell", "tissue", "zote THE MIGHTY", and "mr mushroom".

GG Miller

dum asses

A yellow minion is looking to the left. The text above the minion says: Today I sent out a text saying, "Hey, I lost my phone, will you call it?" Below the minion, there is another text, which says: 12 people called me... I need smarter friends.

Anonymous

TOMIC Da
Just now
Listen here you toe-eyed
cabbage, i wasnt born into this
world so your fat ass could
choke out low level insults at
me. I hope you stub your toe in
the dark and have to crawl
around your bedroom at
3:47am in horrific pain after
going to the kitchen for a
midnight snack of cheese and
crackers you absolute gormless
minger
sorry

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

shut the fuck up you pussy ass fucking bitch motherfucking parent depleater

The image shows three dogs, each labeled with a word. On the left is "my car", in the middle is "me" and on the right is "work". "Me" is in the middle pulling a toy labeled "money" away from "my car" and towards "work". The text above the dogs says "How life is going right now".

gta v god

EVery fat ass

Two overweight children are sitting at a table in a restaurant. The boy on the right is pointing and saying 'I'll have the obesity deluxe, please.' There are fries and a drink on the table.

MEME LORD

When bro calls me so i put
my phone in vibration mode
and shove it up my ass

Anonymous

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WILLIAM
Counseling Commons
Hello Fucktard
you smell like cat shit
kill yourself
Have a ass week and as always Go Chiefs
Dr.
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Hollow Knight Beater

No Words

A comic strip featuring characters from the game Hollow Knight. In the first panel, a character says, "Okay, we are just about ass to ankles back here, Hornet. Do you wanna hop on your sibling's lap there, please?" The second panel shows other characters, one of whom says, "Whoa, bumpy road ahead!"

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