Ass memes

I go in to get a prostate exam. I'm nervous, but the doctor says it's all natural and needs to be done.

So he pulls down my pants and sticks one finger up my ass. I feel it go deeper inside, feeling for abnormalities.

That's when I realize his hands are on my shoulders.

What's the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass.

I didn't fart. My ass likes you so much, it just blew you a kiss!