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Confrontation

what’s dudeese · 18 days ago

A suburban street scene on an overcast day shows houses, bare trees, and power lines. A large, dark-clad, floating comic book character with a purple cape, resembling Dormammu, is photoshopped into the sky. A caption at the bottom reads, "lil ah kitty asking for war finna beat his ass".

Tree

what’s dudeese · 18 days ago

A meme in two parts. The top part features Walter White and Jesse Pinkman walking in a hallway with text saying "I Sure Hope We Dont See That Tree With The Thick Ass". The bottom part features a tree trunk with a shape resembling human buttocks, with text saying "Hey Walter And Jesse" accompanied by a kissing emoji. Small reaction icons of Walter and Jesse looking shocked are on the right side.

Thigh

Fallout · 3 months ago

Me when the thighs are thick and the ass is even thicker

An anime-style illustration of Agnes Tachyon from Uma Musume Pretty Derby. She has brown hair, horse ears, and glowing red eyes, wearing a devious and predatory expression while licking her lip. She is holding a lab coat against a solid red background. The caption reads: "Me when the thighs are thick and the ass is even thicker."

Choice

Heroin Monkey · 3 months ago

A meme on a pink background titled "YOU CAN ONLY PICK 2". It features nine colored pills (red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple, pink, brown, black) each with a unique superpower or trade-off listed below it. The options range from financial wealth with a yearly physical cost to specific sexual or violent abilities, and niche gaming skills.

Game

what’s dudeese · 7 months ago

Pringles

Heroin Monkey · 8 months ago

The image shows a nighttime street scene with a sidewalk, houses, and parked cars under a street light. A person is holding a red Pringles can in the foreground. Overlaid text reads: "Some random homeless dude said if I eat his ass he'll give me Pringles. Be safe out there." Below the text, a praying hands emoji is visible. The TikTok handle "@scottmesiduc" is in the bottom right corner.

Identity

The RĒAL RB · 10 months ago

Proof that Heroin Monkey is OPAL

A screenshot of an online chat conversation. Multiple users are present: IndieRockBoat, RapBoat, Opal, Cosmo the Intern, and Heroin Monkey. The conversation shows IndieRockBoat repeatedly asking "Any of you listen to indie rock?" and then stating "sorry I live in McDonald's my internet is bad." RapBoat then comments, "That's how I know it's Heroin Monkey, he ALWAYS does that." Opal then insults RapBoat with crude language, which RapBoat then repeats back, seemingly as if impersonating Opal, and adds further crude remarks. The critical exchange occurs at the end: RapBoat asks, "You want me to pull an AG???" Heroin Monkey replies, "yes." Immediately after, RapBoat types, "Heroin Monkey yes." Below this, a final line states, "Bro forgot to switch alts."

Name

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

Text overlayed on an image of a body of water with a ladder leading into it. The text lists new ways to shorten names. The list is: New options to shorten names: Jennifer: Niffer. Elizabeth: Zabe. Timothy: Moth. Christopher: Stop. Hannah: Nah. Brooklyn: Ookly. Leonardo: Nard. Penelope: Ope. Brandon: Rando. Theodore: Hodor. Jonathan: Onath. Cassandra: Ass. Matthew: Thew. Kimberly: Erl.

Fortune

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A close-up shot of two fortune cookies with a slip of paper in front of them. The text on the paper reads: "A kind stranger will piss in your ass today. Panda Express."

Abortion

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A photo shows a doll that resembles an unborn baby next to text that reads: "If I was a girl, I would get pregnant as many times as possible, then have abortions after the third month of being pregnant so I would deliver a potato sized 1/3 developed dead fetus, then I would take the fetus, put it in a jar of preservative liquid and put it on a shelf in a secret room in my house, and I would do it until I had so many the rooms walls were nothing but potato sized aborted fetuses. Then I would have a kid and when they're bad I would make them sit in the fetus room and remind them of how easy I could have aborted their ass."

DM

DND memes · 1 year ago

first of my memes

A screenshot of text that asks, "Why is the DM smiling?" and answers, "If you've been antagonizing the DM for a while, the smile on their face is as much a sign of catharsis for them as it is an imminent ass-kicking for you." The date, Mar 15, 2020, is at the bottom.

Shower

MAHMOOD • iNKSTECHSHUB JOKES · 1 year ago

iNKSTECHSHUB Joke asshole

The image displays a quote in a text box that reads: "An ass-hole might get cleaned, but it never changes, even if it's washed with golden shower."

Cinema worker

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A close-up of a man's face with a serious expression. The text overlay reads, "How the cinema worker looks when I yell 'Chicken Jockey' as I ram a chicken up my ass."

Pot

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The meme shows an image from the card game Yu-Gi-Oh! and a comment that reads: "I play pot of greed which allows me to shove 2 more cards up my ass."

Beat

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot of the FL Studio interface with the text "Bro what did I do wrong?" An error message pops up from FL Studio 2024 saying, "This beat is ass. Session terminated," with options to Abort, Retry, or Ignore.

Transportation

MATTIX · 1 year ago

The image is a two-panel meme featuring cars. The top panel shows the rear of a red car with the text "TURBOS BECAUSE WE DON'T NEED 6 LITERS TO KICK YOUR ASS." The bottom panel features the front of a black car with cartoon eyes attached to the hood and the text "OK. NOW WHAT?"

Boyfriend

Anonymous · 1 year ago

RapBoat gay confirmed.

A screenshot of a comment by "Rap Boat" saying "I just sucked my boyfriend's HUGE ASS dick."

Drug

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A statue with an exaggerated expression of shock and surprise. The text says, "When the cops find drugs and you have to act like you don't know how they got up your ass."

Repair

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A man holding a can of Flex Seal spray with a caption above that says "I'm about to flex seal my ass".

Sloth

SlothyMemes · 1 year ago

A sloth is on grass with the text: "Dashing through the grass. I'm coming for that ass."

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