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Doctor

Willy b · 3 months ago

A meme featuring text at the top: "Doctors: Alcohol is killing you slowly. Me: That's okay, I'm not in a hurry." Below is a photo of Richard Hammond, James May, and Jeremy Clarkson from The Grand Tour standing on a boat. Richard Hammond is labeled "Me:", while James May and Jeremy Clarkson are labeled "Doctors:".

Politician

what’s dudeese · 6 months ago

A Photoshopped image showing Donald Trump and Nicolás Maduro sitting on a couch. Both are wearing grey Nike Tech Fleece tracksuits and black Nike Air Force 1 sneakers. Trump has gold grillz on his teeth and is raising his middle finger. Maduro is making a peace sign. On the table in front of them are bottles of Jack Daniel's whiskey and Grey Goose vodka. The text "Quarter zip mfs been real quiet since this dropped" is centered on the image.

Squirrel

Anonymous prankster /\ _ /\ · 8 months ago

that thing found so crack!

Noodle

Rubeedi · 10 months ago

Gorillaz

An animated image depicts 2-D holding Noodle, who appears ill with green skin, in his arms. 2-D is holding a bottle to Noodle's mouth as if attempting to give her a drink.

Rapper

RapBoat · 10 months ago

A bar sign for Ozark Music Hall in Fayetteville, AR, features two men, Pusha T and No Malice, standing between two drinks. The left drink is a clear liquid with ice, labeled 'FLAVORS OF KARMA: VODKA & REDBULL'. The right drink is a dark liquid with ice, labeled 'ALL THINGS CONSIDERED: RUM & COKE'. Below the sign, a bar counter with various liquor bottles is visible, and the wall behind it is covered with concert flyers.

Drunk

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A man is looking at his phone. The text says: "Dude, you're drunk, you can barely walk." Yeah no shit, that's why I'm gonna drive home, dumbass.

Wizard

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A wizard is looking into the distance at a sunset. Above the wizard is text that reads: "alcohol abuse? I would never. I love alcohol."

Victim

Face mcshooty · 1 year ago

A man in a suit is pictured with the text: "What if alcohol was addicted to me and I'm just a victim? Did you ever think of that?"

Beer

Face mcshooty · 1 year ago

A man is recording a video with text above his head that reads, "When I ask my son to grab me a beer and he responds with 'How many?' instead of 'But it's 10am on a Tuesday.'"

Problem

Willy b · 1 year ago

A photo of Charlie Harper from the show Two and a Half Men, looking thoughtful while sitting on a couch and holding a drink, with the text: "I drink alcohol to drown my problems, unfortunately my problems are damn good swimmers." - Charlie Harper

Answer

Willy b · 1 year ago

A man with dark hair, wearing a light colored shirt and khaki shorts sits on a couch. He has a glass in his hand. Text overlayed on the image reads, "Alcohol is not the answer, it's just makes you forget the question." - Charlie Harper -

Bottle

Willy b · 1 year ago

A picture of Charlie Harper from the TV show Two and a Half Men sitting on a couch. The text on the image says, "Always buy a bigger bottle than you think you'll need. Better be safe than sober" - Charlie Harper

Sugar

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image shows the text 'Live a healthy lifestyle. Choose drinks with minimal amounts of sugar...', followed by a line of several bottles of drinks, from left to right: Coca Cola, Red Bull, Ribena, Fanta, Sprite, Oasis and a bottle of Jack Daniel's. Under each bottle of soda is a small pile of white sugar cubes, and the pile under Jack Daniel's is zero. The bottles of soda have the labels 'Rib', 'SISP' on them. The Jack Daniel's bottle has the label 'JACK DANIEL'S No. 7 Tennessee WHISKEY' on it. There is also the text 'NEXT LEVEL BARTENDING WE SET THE BAR HIGH' in the lower left part of the image.

Glock

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image shows a cartoon of Dr. Doofenshmirtz with a sinister grin. The text above the image reads: "How I feel after using my newest inator (my Glock) to zap (murder) Perry the Playtypus (innocent bystanders) and take over the tri-state area (the alcohol section of the grocery store)."

Beer

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A collage of screenshots of Scotty Kilmer's YouTube videos. Each video has a different theme: using fuel additives when one can't afford beer, being drunk, and keeping secrets. The word "Secret" is overlaid twice on two different videos. The word "Drunk" is overlaid on one video.

Florida Man

tabs1528 · 1 year ago

The image shows a news graphic with the headline "Florida man claims he only drank at stoplights, and not while driving" along with the text "arrested for DUI" and a mugshot of Earle Stevens.

Eye

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A meme showing a scene from the movie Harry Potter where a student recites a spell: "Eye of rabbit, harp string hum, turn this water into rum." Below, a chalice is pictured, and inside it, a woman looks shocked with the text: "Oh fuck, you're gonna make me rum."

Wine

scooter103u · 1 year ago

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Three bottles of wine are placed next to each other with different labels. The label of the left bottle shows a black-and-white face with an eye and the word 'Envy'. The label of the middle bottle shows a pair of lips and the word 'Desire'. The label of the right bottle shows a face with an eye and the word 'Sweet Revenge'. Each bottle is marked with a price tag of 9.49 dollars. The text reads 'Sweet White Wine from Michigan St Julian', 'Sweet Rose Wine from Michigan St Julian' and 'Sweet Red Wine from Michigan St Julian'. There is a white box in the background with 'CHARDONNAY CALIFORNIA' written on it.

Time

Sooploosh MacSchnibble · 1 year ago

A text-based image showing a conversation. The text reads: "Remembering that time in grad school when my advisor, a great ornithologist, got a random call: drunk guy, bar noises in background: IS THIS THE BIRD PROFESSOR? my advisor: um..yes? drunk guy: DO HUMMINGBIRDS HAVE FEET? my advisor: ...yes *wild cheering over phone from bar*"

Wine

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A bottle of "MAGICAL PENIS WINE" with Chinese characters and other small text on a golden label. The bottle is dark and full, sitting on a light surface.

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