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4 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
A can of "RANCH WATER BUTTERMILK HARD SELTZER" is shown with a celery and carrot garnish sticking out of the top. In the background a bottle of Hidden Valley Ranch Dressing is slightly out of focus.
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    • Life

    2 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    A man in a light blue shirt squats on a grassy hill with a city in the background. The text above him says, "How life feels when you quit work and become a full-time alcoholic."
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    • Man

    1 view · Anonymous · 2 years ago

    Live Laugh Love

    The image shows a conversation between four people, with three of the speakers being labeled as 'Person 1', 'Person 2', and 'Person 3', while one speaker is labeled as 'ME.' Person 1 says, "Or you like oily men." Person 2 suggests, "We should display it at an exhibition." ME asks, "Does that include Jameson?" Person 1 replies, "Yes." Person 3 sends a smiley emoji, and ME responds with "Frfr." Person 2 then exclaims, "WOAAAH." The background includes a small part of Spongebob and a bigger part of Patrick Star, which makes the conversation feel a little absurd.
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    • Wine

    Cupツ · 1 year ago

    OOp -_- fr

    A screenshot of a text message exchange. One person asks, "What are you doing?" The other replies, "Laying in bed." The first person asks, "Just laying in bed, nothing else?;)" The other replies, "I'm drinking wine." The first person asks, "What would you do if I was in bed next to you?" The other replies, "Drink my wine." The first person says, "LOL, I mean if the wine wasn't there!" The other replies, "Go buy wine."
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    • Son

    21 views · Anonymous · 6 years ago

    Son: Hey Dad, what's an alcoholic?

    Dad: Well son, do you see those 4 cars? An alcoholic would see 8.

    Son: Dad, there are only 2 cars.

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