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Alcohol Memes

Chri5

Hol up

The image shows a four-panel comic strip followed by a screenshot from the game "Among Us". In the first four panels, a man is shown sitting at a table on four different "free days": "tobacco free day", "alcohol free day", "coffee free day", and "masturbation free day". In each panel, he has a smoking object in his mouth. The fifth panel is a screenshot of the "Among Us" game, showing an "Emergency Meeting". Text on the image says, "EMERGENCY MEETING" and "Calera".

Heroin Monkey

A sign for a bar or restaurant that says "Big White COCKTAILS".

Face mcshooty

A man is recording a video with text above his head that reads, "When I ask my son to grab me a beer and he responds with 'How many?' instead of 'But it's 10am on a Tuesday.'"

Heroin Monkey

A collage of screenshots of Scotty Kilmer's YouTube videos. Each video has a different theme: using fuel additives when one can't afford beer, being drunk, and keeping secrets. The word "Secret" is overlaid twice on two different videos. The word "Drunk" is overlaid on one video.

tabs1528

The image shows a news graphic with the headline "Florida man claims he only drank at stoplights, and not while driving" along with the text "arrested for DUI" and a mugshot of Earle Stevens.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a muscular man with headphones on, and the text on the image says "SUCCESS REQUIRES REPLACEMENT" followed by a list of things to replace "with Alcohol", including "Alcohol", "Failing", "Overthinking", "Blame", "Toxic Friends", "Complaining", "Netflix marathons", and "Fake influencers".

Chri5

Please tell me this is photoshopped

A bald man with glasses, wearing a studded leather harness and holding two bottles of Beefeater gin. The text at the bottom of the image reads: "WTF. I hope for his sake there is some photoshop involved here."

scooter103u

👁👄👁

Three bottles of wine are placed next to each other with different labels. The label of the left bottle shows a black-and-white face with an eye and the word 'Envy'. The label of the middle bottle shows a pair of lips and the word 'Desire'. The label of the right bottle shows a face with an eye and the word 'Sweet Revenge'. Each bottle is marked with a price tag of 9.49 dollars. The text reads 'Sweet White Wine from Michigan St Julian', 'Sweet Rose Wine from Michigan St Julian' and 'Sweet Red Wine from Michigan St Julian'. There is a white box in the background with 'CHARDONNAY CALIFORNIA' written on it.

Heroin Monkey

A meme showing a scene from the movie Harry Potter where a student recites a spell: "Eye of rabbit, harp string hum, turn this water into rum." Below, a chalice is pictured, and inside it, a woman looks shocked with the text: "Oh fuck, you're gonna make me rum."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a text with the first line "Me: I promise I won't form a perfect 256-man Macedonian phalanx tonight" and the next line says "3 DRINKS LATER", followed by an illustration of a Macedonian phalanx.

Wade

Sounds amazing

A cartoon of Rick, from the "Rick and Morty" series, looks disoriented with blurred background of alcoholic bottles. The text in the image reads: "When the first 4 shots don't hit you so you take 3 more and then they all hit you at once."

Heroin Monkey

A wizard is looking into the distance at a sunset. Above the wizard is text that reads: "alcohol abuse? I would never. I love alcohol."

Cupツ

Oh

A text message conversation. The first message says, "Started my juice cleanse yesterday and also went for a hike." The second message says, "bullsh*t, what'd you really do?" The third message says, "drank 3 bottles of wine and fell down the stairs."

Heroin Monkey

A man is looking at his phone. The text says: "Dude, you're drunk, you can barely walk." Yeah no shit, that's why I'm gonna drive home, dumbass.

Heroin Monkey

DRUNKELSKOG

A brown plush bear wearing a black top hat stands on a wooden staircase, holding a can of Dr. Pepper in one hand and a package of cookies in the other.

Heroin Monkey

A man in a light blue shirt squats on a grassy hill with a city in the background. The text above him says, "How life feels when you quit work and become a full-time alcoholic."

Heroin Monkey

A can of "RANCH WATER BUTTERMILK HARD SELTZER" is shown with a celery and carrot garnish sticking out of the top. In the background a bottle of Hidden Valley Ranch Dressing is slightly out of focus.

Anonymous

Live Laugh Love

The image shows a conversation between four people, with three of the speakers being labeled as 'Person 1', 'Person 2', and 'Person 3', while one speaker is labeled as 'ME.' Person 1 says, "Or you like oily men." Person 2 suggests, "We should display it at an exhibition." ME asks, "Does that include Jameson?" Person 1 replies, "Yes." Person 3 sends a smiley emoji, and ME responds with "Frfr." Person 2 then exclaims, "WOAAAH." The background includes a small part of Spongebob and a bigger part of Patrick Star, which makes the conversation feel a little absurd.

Cupツ

OOp -_- fr

A screenshot of a text message exchange. One person asks, "What are you doing?" The other replies, "Laying in bed." The first person asks, "Just laying in bed, nothing else?;)" The other replies, "I'm drinking wine." The first person asks, "What would you do if I was in bed next to you?" The other replies, "Drink my wine." The first person says, "LOL, I mean if the wine wasn't there!" The other replies, "Go buy wine."

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