Meg jokes

I wanted to put this up so I could say goodbye to everyone that I chatted with, like Gwen or MEG... So, yea, see you next year after Friday.

What does Meg do when she gets a cold sore?

She bathes in diarrhea.

When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a megabyte and some microchips.

I am the grand wizard, mak.

How do you get 1 million followers?

You run through Africa with a bottle of water.

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*True story*

I saw this guy with a very bad hairline who was painting himself blue and it said "Smurf Paint," but I shouted, "Megamind!"