Meg jokes

I wanted to put this up so I could say goodbye to everyone that I chatted with, like Gwen or MEG... So, yea, see you next year after Friday.

What does Meg do when she gets a cold sore?

She bathes in diarrhea.

What does a shark and a computer have in common?

They both have megabytes.

I am the grand wizard, mak.

How do you get 1 million followers?

You run through Africa with a bottle of water.

Your forehead's so big, it's built like Megamind's robot, period.

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