I sleep in a castle once every 2 weeks.
It's my fort knight.
What do you call an owl with armor?
A Knight Owl!
What Knight is never wrong? Sir Tain
What did the knight say to his younger brother? "Good night."
You expected a silly pun there, didn't you? That's pretty rude. It makes light of the struggles of being a knight. Especially a good knight.
Which one of Lord Arthur's knights invented the round table.
Sir Cumference
What was the knight's name that sat at the round table?
Circumference.
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumeference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
What do you call a candle in armor?
A knight light.
Who was the knight on the Round Table that only ate meat? Sir Loin
If a king farts, is it a noble gas?
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? -- Canned food.
Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?
Because there were too many knights.
