I sleep in a castle once every 2 weeks.
It's my fort knight.
What do you call an owl with armor?
A Knight Owl!
What knight is never wrong?
Sir Tain.
Which one of Lord Arthur's knights invented the round table?
Sir Cumference.
What was the knight's name that sat at the round table?
Circumference.
Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?
Because there were too many knights.