Want one way to get a free haircut?
Call the cancer hotline.
Medical Treatment Jokes
How do you cure a ginger?
Chemotherapy.
What's long and not very hairy?
The conga line at the cancer department.
What's the most expensive haircut?
Chemotherapy.
Once upon a time, Bob was in his hospital bed, receiving medical treatment not that far after finding out he had cancer. One day, his friend Jeremy decided to visit him. Jeremy told his best buddy this very inspiring sentence: "Sometimes in life, you and your heart will climb tall peaking mountains, and low flat valleys, and all after that we'll be happy forever in heaven, eventually." Little did Bob know that Jeremy was talking about his heart monitor.
What’s the most expensive haircut?
Chemotherapy.
What is the most expensive haircut? Chemotherapy.
