McDonald's jokes

My favorite sex position is the McDonald's.

Ba da ba ba ba, I'm lovin' it!

What's similar between McDonald's and priests?

They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.

What place can you always find suicidal cows at?

"McDonald's."

What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both put their meat in 10 year old buns.

What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?

McBongald's.