Mc Donald's jokes
What place can you always find suicidal cows at?
"McDonald's."
Did you hear about the new P. Diddy meal in McDonald's? It's a 56-year-old meat inside a 12-year-old bun.
Bro, go work at McDonald's. Your hairline inspired their logo!
Memes
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both shove their meat into 10-year-old buns.
What's the difference between McDonald's and a priest?
Nothing... They both stick their meat in ten-year-old buns.
What is the difference between McDonald's and 9/11?
McDonald's has a drive-through. Twin Towers has a fly-through.
What's similar between a priest and McDonald's?
They both shove their meat in between 10 year old buns.
Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while he was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.
They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.
Your hairline shape is so badly shaped like a M, me and my friends thought it was McDonald's.
Community
boutta swing on a lil 7th grader if he keep talkin shi bro. they can add more days ion care ill whoop his ass back to mc donalds where hes at daily.
im with mechoco you can shut the fuck up u white boy. go eat ur mc donalds. go make ur fast food companies rich. go make ur sugar daddy proud u stupid bitch.