Mc Donald's jokes

Did you hear about the new P. Diddy meal in McDonald's? It's a 56-year-old meat inside a 12-year-old bun.

Bro, go work at McDonald's. Your hairline inspired their logo!

What do McDonald's and priests have in common?

They both shove their meat into 10-year-old buns.

What place can you always find suicidal cows at?

"McDonald's."