Marsupial jokes
A panda goes to see a hooker. He goes down on her, he mates with her, he ejaculates and then he attempts to walk away.
The working girl asks, "Aren't you going to pay me?"
She opens the dictionary to "Prostitute: One who sells sexual companionship for money."
The panda picks up the dictionary and turns to the definition "Panda: A marsupial who eats, roots, shoots, and leaves."
What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
What type of shirt do kangaroos wear? Jumpsuits.
Kid: Why aren’t koalas considered bears?
Nerd: Because they're marsupials.
Kid: No, because they didn’t have the koala-fication!
Why didn't the koala make the football team? Because it got diskoalafied!
Why are koalas so cool? Because LL Cool J ama said "knock you out!"
Koalas ʕ •ᴥ• ʔ are booooooooooooooooo👎
What did the kangaroo 🦘 bring to the cookout?
A jump rope!
Q: What did one koala say to the other? A: How's it hanging? 😂
Why did the manager hire the marsupial?
Because he was koala-fied!
What do you call a baby kangaroo? Joey.
What do you call a 6 year old named Joey? Supper.
Why was the Koala Bear so clever?
Because he had good koalifications!
Why isn't a koala a bear? It doesn't have the koalafications.
Why aren't koalas actual bears?
Because they don't meet the koalafications.
"Koalafications" are irr-elephant.