S'mores jokes
How do s’mores communicate?
On Insta-graham.
Why are they called s’mores?
Because you always want another one!
You're so much like a marshmallow, you're so squishy and sticky, and everyone puts their sticks inside of you.
What do you call it when you have two Indians, one Black, and a fat White?
A s'more.
Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield?
"Everywhere."
The more suicidal people there are, the fewer suicidal people there are.
Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.
Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.
Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.
I only have 4 moods:
• fuck this • fuck that • fuck me • fuck you
I empathize with the above, but I have an additional 4 moods to add:
• fuck yeah • fuck no • fuck my life • fuck everything
and don't forget the inevitable
• fuck it
and for those who have just given up
• fuck
This is beautiful.
Sunday was a sad day, but yesterday was a sadder day.