Roses are red. Sunflowers are yellow.
Your mom is so fat she looks like a marshmallow.
This isn’t much of a joke, but here's a pickup line. Are you a marshmallow? Because I wanna put my stick in you.
Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.
Your so much like a marshmallow, your so squishy and sticky and everyone puts their sticks inside of u
What's pink and fluffy?
Pink fluff.
When I was a little boy I had this dream I was eating a giant marshmallow
When I woke I was being sexually abused
Women, you're a marshmallow because you're white, squashy, and everyone sticks their stick inside you.
I was camping with my buddy, and there was a fire. We were roasting marshmallows, and there was a vine. I tripped on it and went penis first into the fire, and I said, "Well, there goes your children, stupid ass!"
I dreamed I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow, but when I woke up, my pillow was gone!
Yesterday in my dream I ate a ten pound marshmallow, when I woke up, my pillow was gone.
