Marksmanship jokes

"Whole November month, sniper lessons available in Dallas U.S.?"

Why are Americans so good at shooting?

We have the best schools for it.

Conservatives when they hear about “liberal arts:” 👊😡

Liberals when they find out about forest conservation: 😩👐

Progressives when they see a reaction video: 🤬

Reactionaries when a Progressive ad comes on (Flo is annoying): 😱

Anticoms realizing they are a part of a “community:” *seizure*

Anticaps when they have to Capitalize Their Words: 😤

Anti-monarchists when they pass a Burger King: 🫨

Antisocs when they are told to “socialize:” 🫠

Corporatists when they see a corpse: 🤤

Antifash when they spot a fashion show: 🤮

Classical liberals when the TV shows Family Feud: 😑🔫

Extremists when they are told to shoot “dead center” (they have bad aim): 😠🖕

What did the father bullet say to the baby bullet when he killed a bull by hitting it in the eye: "Bull's eye!"

Three citizens were going through an exam to become agents of the FBI. Their instructor handed the first guy a gun in a room with his wife and said he had to shoot her. He walked out in shame and said he couldn't do it. The second guy had the same scenario. He put the gun up, but couldn't pull the trigger, so he walked out in shame. The third guy was put in the same scenario. He walked out and told the instructor, "The gun wasn't loaded, I had to strangle the bitch."

Even Steph Curry can't hit threes from behind your hairline.

I took my girlfriend out the other day... Man, do I love being a sniper.

What's the only time you can do almost whatever you want?

When you have a gun in your hand.

Remember, kids: the school shooter can't get you if YOU are the shooter.