Marksmanship jokes

"Whole November month, sniper lessons available in Dallas U.S.?"

Why are Americans so good at shooting?

We have the best schools for it.

Conservatives when they hear about “liberal arts:” 👊😡

Liberals when they find out about forest conservation: 😩👐

Progressives when they see a reaction video: 🤬

Reactionaries when a Progressive ad comes on (Flo is annoying): 😱

Anticoms realizing they are a part of a “community:” *seizure*

Anticaps when they have to Capitalize Their Words: 😤

Anti-monarchists when they pass a Burger King: 🫨

Antisocs when they are told to “socialize:” 🫠

Corporatists when they see a corpse: 🤤

Antifash when they spot a fashion show: 🤮

Classical liberals when the TV shows Family Feud: 😑🔫

Extremists when they are told to shoot “dead center” (they have bad aim): 😠🖕

What did the father bullet say to the baby bullet when he killed a bull by hitting it in the eye: "Bull's eye!"

The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were two separate events.

What's the only time you can do almost whatever you want?

When you have a gun in your hand.

I took my mother-in-law out yesterday morning.

Damn, I love being a sniper.

I took my girlfriend out the other day... Man, do I love being a sniper.

I went to the shooting range the other day. After a while, I realized I was the only one there. So, I decided to go home and saw on the news that there was a mass school shooting and there were reporters on the scene. Man, I knew I should have stayed around a little longer.