Mar jokes
Michael Jackson is like if a Barbie doll and Bruno Mars had an ugly child together!
I'm jk btw Michael Jackson was amazing!
They say they found water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
What do you call two redheads on Mars?
Locals.
Do you think Mars prefers Sour Orbiters sweet?
Orbiter: "Or bitter?"
Earlier that day...
Mars: Okay Venus, you need to stop with the puns.
Mission on space.
Mars: Moon? You okay?
Moon:...
Mars: Moon come on! Stop spacing out!
*Venus and Moon giving her the smirk*
What's the sun's favorite chocolate? Mars bar.
What is an alien's favourite chocolate?
A Mars bar.
Why do bunnies like Bruno Mars? Because he got 24 carrots.
What's a horse's favorite football player? NEIGH-mar!
Welcome to our Computer Show.
I'm Mars Argo.
Welcome to youtube.com.
Yo mama so fat! When she jumps into a pool, NASA found water on Mars!
What is a spaceman’s favorite chocolate?
A Mars bar!
What do you call Stephen Hawking on Mars? Mars Rover.
Chuck Norris has been to Mars... that's why there are no signs of life there.
If Bruno Mars was to run a pub and sell chocolate bars other than alcoholic drinks, then he'd have to call his pub a Mars Bar!