Malware jokes
I just found out that one of the new Star Wars shows is going to be about the time that some malware overloaded all of their computers, and I can tell from the title that those computers use Windows!
It's called "The Bad Batch File!"
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus.
Where did the software developer go?
I don’t know, he ransomware!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His computer got a virus.