Long nail jokes

I didn't like having long nails, but they're growing on me.

Cardi B has very long nails.

This 15-year-old girl wanted a cross on her room with a long nail on the end over her bed. Unfortunately, it killed her dad because it fell off the wall.

(Do you get the joke?)

(Her dad was on her, and it fell and killed him.)

*Me walking into the nail salon* Hi, I'm here for my 3:45 appointment.

*Nail tech:* Ok, sweety, come and sit down.

*Me sits down in the chair*

*Nail tech:* You want long nail, short nail? Um, long nail. You want boyfriend?!! Yes, ma'am. Ok, let me work magic. Ok.

*gives me short nail* Bro, I asked for long nail, but you said BF, but u look lesbian.

*walks out without paying*

*Nail tech gives money to a customer* There u win.

*customer:* I told u she would.

What is long and not hairy?

The conga line in the cancer department.

My wife asked me to help cure her from sucking her thumb. So I drew a cock on it.

What’s worse than nailing 10 babies to 1 tree?

Nailing 1 baby to 10 trees.

I nailed my sister's... picture on the wall.

You dirty-minded bastard!

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

You nail its other hand to the ground.