Little Caesars jokes
Twin Towers ordered Little Caesars but they got jets.
The Twin Towers ordered Little Caesars, but instead got Dominos.
What do Mexicans cut their pizza with? A Little Caesars.
What do you call an epileptic midget that works at Little Caesars?
Little Seizures.
What do you call an epileptic kid?
Little Seizures.
Why are the twin towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plain.
On 9/11, the Twin Towers ordered 3 pepperoni pizzas. One came in plain, the other came in late, the third went to the wrong address.
Mama Mia's pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is our sauce.
Why did the twin towers complain to the pizza restaurant?... Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and got plain.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and they got plain!