Library book jokes

A man went into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide.

The librarian said, "Fuck off, you won't bring it back."

Stormtrooper: What should I do about my overdue library book?

Palpatine: Renew it!

A man went into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian said: “Fuck off, you won’t bring it back.”

A guy entered a library and wanted to get some books to read. He was searching across the books, and the librarian asked him,

Librarian: What are you looking for?

Man: I am looking for a book!

Librarian: Which book?

Man: Facebook.

So, unfortunately, I got kicked out of the library again because, for some reason, they say that books on women's rights don't go in the fantasy section.

I once got in trouble in the library for putting the women's right book in the fantasy section.

I got kicked out of the library for putting a book about women's rights in the fantasy section.

I got kicked out of the library for putting the Women's Rights book in the fantasy section.

So, I just got kicked out of the orphanage library for putting a book about parents in the fiction section.

Why did the library book go to the doctor?

It needed to be checked out.

A man goes to the library to find the best book about committing suicide. So when he asks the librarian, "What's the best book on committing suicide?" The librarian said, "Oh, fuck off...you won't bring it back anyway."