Library book jokes
So, I just got kicked out of the orphanage library for putting a book about parents in the fiction section.
A man went into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide.
The librarian said, "Fuck off, you won't bring it back."
Stormtrooper: What should I do about my overdue library book?
Palpatine: Renew it!
A man went into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian said: “Fuck off, you won’t bring it back.”
A man goes to the library to find the best book about committing suicide. So when he asks the librarian, "What's the best book on committing suicide?" The librarian said, "Oh, fuck off...you won't bring it back anyway."
Why did the library book go to the doctor?
It needed to be checked out.