Libary jokes

A man went into a library to get a book on how to commit suicide.

The librarian said, "No, you won't bring it back."

I got fired from the library in the first 30 minutes because I "womens rights" in the sci-fi fiction section.

A guy entered a library and wanted to get some books to read. He was searching across the books, and the librarian asked him,

Librarian: What are you looking for?

Man: I am looking for a book!

Librarian: Which book?

Man: Facebook.

A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, "Do you have that book for men with small penises?"

The librarian looks on her computer and says, "I don't know if it's in yet."

"Yeah, that's the one!"

Today I put the women’s rights book in the fantasy section of a library.

I got kicked out of a library today because I put a book about women's rights in the fantasy section.

So, unfortunately, I got kicked out of the library again because, for some reason, they say that books on women's rights don't go in the fantasy section.

I had to run out of the library because I put the cookbooks in the women's sports section.