Libary jokes

A man went into a library to get a book on how to commit suicide.

The librarian said, "No, you won't bring it back."

I had to run out of the library because I put the cookbooks in the women's sports section.

I got fired from the library in the first 30 minutes because I "womens rights" in the sci-fi fiction section.

A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, "Do you have that book for men with small penises?"

The librarian looks on her computer and says, "I don't know if it's in yet."

"Yeah, that's the one!"

I got banned from the library for putting a book about woman's rights in the fantasy section.

I got sent out of a library for putting a women's rights book in the fiction section.

A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am, I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide.” The librarian replies, “No, you won’t give it back.”

A man went to the library and asked for a book about suicide. The librarian said, "Go away, you won’t bring it back."