Lester jokes

What 16 stoner rode a Derby winner?

Lester Piggott's.

What 16 stoner rode a Derby winner?

Lester Piggott's cellmate.

I'm Pastor Moe Mister, Moe Lester.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

Lickalottapuss.

What's a lesbian's favorite type of food?

Finger-food.

What do lesbians do when they have a problem? They finger it out.

What do lesbians and turtles have in common? They both choke on plastic.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.