Lester jokes

What 16 stoner rode a Derby winner?

Lester Piggott's.

What 16 stoner rode a Derby winner?

Lester Piggott's cellmate.

I'm Pastor Moe Mister, Moe Lester.

What does it mean when a man has a dodgy past? It means he has skeletons in his closet.

What does it mean when a man likes Lana Del Rey better than Ed Sheeran? It means he has a closet full of women's leather pants (but no women in their dating history).

"Monica Lewinsky has gone down on Bill Clinton several times. What's stopping her from having a one-night stand with Donald Trump?"

"Trump is nothing more than a little pussy, don't ya know?"

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

Lickalottapuss.

What do lesbians do when they have a problem? They finger it out.

Ran out of toilet paper, so had to start using lettuce leaves... today was the tip of the iceberg.