Lens jokes
Overall, I'd say my career as a photographer has been a bit of a blur.
How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?
One (flips lens) or two? One (flips another lens) or two?
If you need to squint to read this...
You probably need glasses.
You think people with glasses are smart, but they fail the eye doctor test.
We can only see 90 degrees.
Uma Thurman's optometrist must have wide glasses sometimes.
