Lens jokes

Overall, I'd say my career as a photographer has been a bit of a blur.

How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?

One (flips lens) or two? One (flips another lens) or two?

The happier they get, the less they see.

Like it if you judge people's hairlines.

Say all you want about priests, but at least they drive slowly in school zones.

I am glass! People see right through me.

People say that life is short.

I say... life is the longest thing we ever do.