Legality jokes

What's the good thing about fucking 21 year olds?

There's twenty of them!

My girlfriend called me a pedophile... That's a big word for a 1st grader.

Him: *slowly drives past elementary school while looking at kids*

Her: Why are you staring at those kids? *jokingly* Are you like a pedophile or something?

Him: ... At least you know why I love calling you "baby" now~

My girlfriend called me a pedophile, but what does she know? She's 7.

I'm 34 and I went on a date with my 19 year old girlfriend. I got heckled with "you're a paedophile!" and "you sick F...!" Completely ruined our 10th anniversary!

What do Colorado and Saudi Arabia have in common?

It's legal to get stoned.