Left shoulder jokes
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal? His left shoulder.
What did Stephen Hawking have for breakfast? His left shoulder.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
His left shoulder.
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite food?
His left shoulder.
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
His left shoulder.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.
There was a guy who got his entire left side cut off. Don’t worry, he is all right now.
Even Steph Curry can't hit threes from behind your hairline.
What's both red, white and sometimes purple?
My arms...
My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me.
Why did little sally fall off the swings?
Because she had no arms.
What did sally get for Christmas?
Gloves! Only joking...she still hasn’t opened the box.