Left shoulder jokes

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal? His left shoulder.

What did Stephen Hawking have for breakfast? His left shoulder.

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?

His left shoulder.

What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite food?

His left shoulder.

What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?

His left shoulder.

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.

There was a guy who got his entire left side cut off. Don’t worry, he is all right now.

What's both red, white and sometimes purple?

My arms...

I got a new pair of gloves today, but they're both 'lefts,' which, on one hand, is great, but on the other, it's just not right.

My arm: "I'M GETTING RIPPED TONIGHT!"

Why did Beyonce say "to the left to the left"?

Because women don't have rights.