League jokes

I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Rocket League!"

Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.

Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.

Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.

Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.

Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.

Today I was at PE, and I saw a kid in a wheelchair. I threw a basketball at him, and I yelled, "Rocket League!"

On the 12th day of Christmas Peo Pessi gave to me:

12 tap ins

11 pointless dribbles

10 fixed league titles

9 missed penalties

8-2

6 dives

500 million robbed from Barca

4 UCL semi losses

3 times he blamed Higuain

2 retirements

And a transfer to a farmers league.

A person with a wheelchair and a football, then they are Rocket League.

In the new Justice League movie, Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that?

Because Flash is not supported on Windows.

Official Dj Penaldo playlist.

1. "I'm a fraud" 2. "I need you (ft. Tap-ins)" 3. "I Want to Leave Mid United" 4. "Back where I belong (ft. Europa league)" 5. "TY Eder" 6. "Nobody wants me (Rejectnaldo Remix)" 7. "Fuck that kid (ft. Lil Broke phone)" 8. "Sewy (Benched +arms crossed version)"

Once I threw the ball at a wheelchair kid. Now we are playing Rocket League! :D

Why can't Stephen Hawking be a Rocket League car? Because he can't jump for an aerial.

Playing soccer in a wheelchair is basically Rocket League in real life.

Why didn't the boy want to read "2000 Leagues Under the Sea"?

It was too much pressure.

Wheelchair soccer is just IRL Rocket League. Change my mind.

I went to a park, then I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then screamed "Rocket League!"