What did the tree say when spring finally arrived? What a re-leaf.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a leaf? Only one falls down the family tree
Joe: what do the leafs and the titanic have common Ben: idk Joe: they both look good in till they hit the ice
You: “Knock knock” Person: “Who’s there?” You: “Leaf” Person: “Leaf who?” You: “Leaf this house”
*Apple bottom jeans plays”
Knock,knock. Who’s there? Leaf. “Leaf” who? Leaf my house, or else you will regret it. You don’t live here, you dumb idiot. ?!
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke a little leaf,
Jack got high and dropped his fly,
and Jill said "Where’s The beef?"
A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first?The leaf because the rope stopped the emo
What's the similarity between an emotional and a leaf the emo is still hanging
what is the difference between a leaf falling from a tree and an emo falling from a tree? the leaf falls to the ground the emo just hangs there
A leaf and a depressed kid fall from a building. Which hits the ground first?
The leaf, the rope stops the depressed kid.
You are so skinny that the only difference between you and a leaf is color
If ypu were to drop an emo & a leaf off a tree, who would hit the ground first
The leaf cuz the emo is always hanging
What is a leaf mixed with mud called? Ligma. Ligma balls.
IF an emo and a leaf are ina tree which one will fall first?
ANSWER: The leaf, the rope saved the emo
What fell first the emo kid or the leaf the leaf caus the emo kid just hung
What do you call a flat cabbage? leaf pile
why does a leaf fall faster thanan emo kid because the emo hang itself
what do orphans parents and trees have in comon? it leafed
whats the difference between an emo kid an a leaf... only the leaf reaches the ground.
