Kool Aid jokes
What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?
Reality.
You're so fat, the only thing you could be for Halloween is the Kool-Aid Man.
Your momma so ugly, when the Kool-Aid man burst in the door, he said, "Oh no!"
What's the difference between an orgy and mass suicide?
When exactly my cult members drink the Kool-Aid.
Memes
When I was a kid, my father would tell me that the black Santa Claus was coming to our house for Christmas. So, instead of putting out cookies and milk, we would put out cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.
My dad told me Santa was black, so instead of cookies and milk waiting for him when he came down the chimney, he got cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.
Yo mama so ugly that when the Kool-Aid Man busted through her wall, he said, “Oh no!”
What was Jim Jones' favorite drink?
Killer Kool-Aid.
Little Brown Bear (LBB): Why did Santa take the kitty and all of my toys, Mummy?
His mom: Maybe because you're the second most massive shit stain besides Caillou.
*Krampus comes down the chimney to eat LBB*
Krampus: Should’ve been better, Little Bear.
LBB: Help, Mummy! He’s the Scratchy monster!
Shrek: Just kidding, it’s not Krampus, but indeed me and Black Donkey instead, and we’re going to poop on your floor.
Duggie: Hopefully Marvin doesn’t see us, and by the way, want some purplish Kool-Aid?
What do you get when you cross a cow and the Kool-Aid Man? Donald Trump, cuz of his red face and juicy tits.
I accidentally drank a little food coloring last night. I ended up dying inside.
If drinking alcohol makes you an alcoholic, does drinking Fanta make you fantastic?
Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.
Chuck Norris decided to sell his urine as an energy drink, which you now know as Red Bull.
Chuck Norris can make Minute Maid lemonade in 5 seconds.
