Knob jokes

I got knob cheesed after your sexy mom was on top, dry humping me on the vanilla-coloured living room carpet.

What do you call the door that is cute and adorable?

What did Helen Keller's mother do to her when she was mad at her?

She left the plunger in the toilet, she put doorknobs on all the walls, and she rearranged the furniture.

You: What do you call a door knob without the lock?

Me: I don't know.

You: Are you sure?

Me: I don't know.

You: Okay.

Little Johnny stooped down to lick my balls and deep dick my throbbing knob.

-->[] go through the door if you can.

Slob on my knob.

How can you tell when your sister is on her period?

Your dad's knob tastes funny.

Knob Klondike, I want Ellen. Poobiess, please. I want big juicy pobs in me right now. Ellen girl, give milk boob to me with good Pochyy, babie.

Q: How do you make a door cry?

A: Twist its knob.

When is a door not a door? When it's ajar.