Knob jokes

I got knob cheesed after your sexy mom was on top, dry humping me on the vanilla-coloured living room carpet.

What do you call the door that is cute and adorable?

You: What do you call a door knob without the lock?

Me: I don't know.

You: Are you sure?

Me: I don't know.

You: Okay.

Little Johnny stooped down to lick my balls and deep dick my throbbing knob.

-->[] go through the door if you can.

Slob on my knob.

How can you tell when your sister is on her period?

Your dad's knob tastes funny.

Knob Klondike, I want Ellen. Poobiess, please. I want big juicy pobs in me right now. Ellen girl, give milk boob to me with good Pochyy, babie.

Q: How do you make a door cry?

A: Twist its knob.

When is a door not a door? When it's ajar.