Kitten jokes

I was cooking eggs the other day. It was very egg-citing, although, I was exaggerating, but, if you think that wasn’t funny to you, then you’re hard-boiled. That’s all for today, yolks! So I said before several cats starting fighting, that sh*t was a catastrophe. These kittens were all like “You’ve gotta be kitten me.” Meanwhile, in the ocean, they just waved, see what I did there? You shore you didn’t? Oh, alright, that’s okay bud- I guess these ocean puns are too deep for you. No? Okay- but, you know why the skeleton was lonely, eh? Oh, cause he had no body. Why didn’t the skeleton ask the girl out? He didn’t have the guts. What did the skeleton do to his gf? He boned her. No? Alright. Those didn’t make you laugh? Maybe I should hit your funny bone.

"I really hate cats," my friend replied with, "You gotta be kitten me!"

How many dead kittens does it take to clog a pool filter? Seven when I tried!

Where did the eye doctor keep all his kittens? On Cat-A-Racks!

Why couldn’t the kitten watch the movie? It had a violent cat-e-gory.

Where do kittens go on a field trip?

The meowseum.