Kitten jokes

"I really hate cats," my friend replied with, "You gotta be kitten me!"

How many dead kittens does it take to clog a pool filter? Seven when I tried!

Where did the eye doctor keep all his kittens? On Cat-A-Racks!

Why couldn’t the kitten watch the movie? It had a violent cat-e-gory.

Where do kittens go on a field trip?

The meowseum.