Kinder Surprise jokes
My sister asked me what is dark humor. I asked what does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? "Kinder Surprise!"
Chuck Norris can make an omelet from Kinder surprise.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant person?
A Kinder Surprise.
Jon said: What do you call a pregnant woman?
Mike said: I don’t know, what?
Jon said: Kinder surprise.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Egg surprise!
No matter how kind you are, German children are kinder.
A teacher gives her kindergarten students four flavors of lifesavers, and they have to guess the flavors. The students guess cherry, lime, and orange. They don't know the last flavor. So, the teacher gives them a hint and says, "It's what your parents call each other." [honey] But a little girl shouts and says, "OMG, they're assholes."