Kinder Surprise jokes

What does a cannibal call a pregnant person?

A Kinder Surprise.

Jon said: What do you call a pregnant woman?

Mike said: I don’t know, what?

Jon said: Kinder surprise.

Chuck Norris can make an omelet from Kinder surprise.

My sister asked me what is dark humor. I asked what does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? "Kinder Surprise!"

1 like = 1 more child in my blender.

My favorite quote will always be, "Sketchy candy is better than no candy."

- One of the thousands of missing children.

What's a pedophile's favorite type of garden?

A kindergarden.

I don't like to use the word "kidnapping". So I just use the term: "surprise adoption."