Kinder Surprise jokes

What does a cannibal call a pregnant person?

A Kinder Surprise.

My sister asked me what is dark humor. I asked what does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? "Kinder Surprise!"

Chuck Norris can make an omelet from Kinder surprise.

Jon said: What do you call a pregnant woman?

Mike said: I don’t know, what?

Jon said: Kinder surprise.