Store owner: You have to be 40 inches tall to go into the adult section.
Kid: Please.
Store owner: Oh okay, but get on your tippy toes.
Kid: Everybody is hugging.
Bully: Have you ever heard of a brain?
Stupid kid: No.
Bully: You should go get one!
Stupid kid: Wwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!
How is a child molester and Harambe the same? They both get shot for touching little kids.
Quiet Kid: *reaches into bag*
Teacher: EVERYBODY RUN!
what do you call a gay emo kid?
Fruit ninja
Teacher: Alright class, let's sing our ABC's!
The gay kid: LGBTQRSTUVWXYZ
One day, during lunch, a Spanish kid came up to my other friend and asked her questions in Spanish, and when she was about to say something, I popped out and said, “GO AWAY OR I WILL SUE YOU WITH BRIANNA’S SEVEN/7 LAWYERS!!!!(AKA, her seven/7 shoes.)”
How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.
I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.
Why was the American kid late to school?
Because he was too busy putting on his bulletproof vest.
"Rosex, why you search that?" Does it mean "Roblox sex?" Kid, stop!
There was a kid in a wheelchair. I put him on fire and called him Hot Wheels.
The gay kid tried to shoot up the school, but his shots would not go straight.
Why do emo kids drink only herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
Why did the emo kid cross the road? To get a box of tissues!
I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.
What present did the armless kid get for Christmas?
He got gloves. Ohh, sorry, he could never open the present.
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
whats a orphans favorite movie??? home alone
I threw a lamp at the depressed kid. I was just trying to brighten up his day.
What do u call a autistic kid going down the stairs in a wheel chair hot wheels
