Kid

Kid Jokes

Teacher: Hey Timmy (the quiet kid) what comes after x The Quiet kid: splosion Teacher: What comes after A The Quiet kid: K-47 Teacher: faints

Here’s what I did to the kids at the orphanage. I dropkicked 12, lit 10 on fire, comboe’d 9 punched 3 and murdered 1.

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why apple trees like emo kids

Because they like to play yoyo with them

What’s the difference between a Catholic and Rabbit? One has kids to protect from predators, and the other has kids to protect for predators.

People should've recognized that Jared Fogle was a sick offender by one coded Subway Sandwich; he normally claimed to kids he ate the sweet onion chicken teriyaki when it was the tuna sub.

Tuna sub was the message of the target to the kid since tuna sub put together makes tunasub and the truth comes when you spell it in reverse (busanut)!

What is the difference between an emo kid and a jug of milk?

The milk doesn't hang itself after it gets dumped.