Keanu Reeves jokes

Canada is the Keanu Reeves of countries. Too bad the US is the Kanye West of countries instead of the Dolly Parton of countries.

Deez nuts, can we get much higher?

Boioioioing boioioioing, my name Jeff.

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What is stronger than family?

The tree Paul Walker hit.

Today, I spotted Johnny Depp on the clearance rack at Kmart. Kmart is currently trying to clear its inventory of wife-beaters.

What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an Aussie bloke in Bali?

Both are expert drunks, but the Aussie is 100 times better kept. Johnny Depp, in contrast, looks like a demented leader of a violent drug cartel.

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

Chuck Norris would have died a couple of years ago, but death hasn't built up the courage to tell him.