When someone calls you, say this: "Hi, welcome to Dave’s Orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?"
Comments (31)
Yeetes la fetus
No say "hi this is Pete's pizzaria and abortion clinic,where yesterday loss is today's sauce
makaylah
omg yall are crazy
Idk you tell me
LMFAOOOO I CANTTTT
retard
done
AmpliFEAR
more like welcome to poporonis pizza and abortion clinic your loss our sauce
Anonymous
Me: Why was the orphan bad my friend :idk me:thier parents never taught him
Chanthemanyt
Hi, this is Tim's creamatory! You kill em, we grill em! How may I help you?
ANoNyMoUs
Toni's pizzareia: your loss is our sauce, and where no fetus can beat us. How may I help you today.
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I say “rosses crematorium you kill em we grill em how my I help you?”
Ur mom
its karens orfanage LMFAO
Sophie the dog
Hello welcome to the bbq crematory where yesterdays loss is today's sauce
AnimePerson
lol I love this humor, darkest kind
kaiden
same
Joes Abjuration place,
you kill em we grill em if your situation is dire we start the fryer
the real psycho
johns sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it,
the real psycho
city morg, you stab em, we slab em
myra
im in school
Puffy
this is joes abjuration and pizzeria where yesterdays loss it today's sauce how may i help u
no fetus can beat us
your situations dire we start the fryer
Jimmy
A waste for a man, is useful for other one..
Im_gayforbees101
I love you're jokes lol
Im_gayforbees101
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves and never comes back.
Anonymous
Ohhhhh yaaaaaa I’ll make them by the hundreds
Anonymous
Fuck
Anonymous
Sick
lol
I like welcome to abortion pizza, your loss is our sauce.
Anonymous
Good to know
Anonymous
great
Anonymous
this is the best one on the web site
Tim Baker
Barney's Bakery. Which crumb do you want to talk to?