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A woman goes into labor with her child. The doctor says that they have invented a new device to transfer the pain of child birth to the father. He asks if it is ok to use the new device. The couple agrees and so he turns the pain to the father to 10%. The man feels nothing. They then bump it up to 20%. He still feels nothing. They keep doing this until they have the machine up to 100%. The man still felt nothing so they go home happy, until they find the milkman dead on the porch.

Comments (58)

sad days😢

this is awesome

Haha 69th like bitches

why the fuk u make so much good jokes omg gfo fdjfv v qwpqwq

Why is it always the milkman these pregnant women have sex with?

Nice one. Builds the atmosphere just right to set it up by revealing a sex affair. To quote Michael Rosen: Mmmh.. Noice.

Your Welcome IgavetommyHIV I Heard Some Of These From Friends At School, But Mostly I Think Of Them Myself.

If i were the husband i would kill myself 😒😕😖

Boiboi The Wife Slept With The Milkman And When She Found Out That She Was Pregnant, She Told The Husband That The Baby Was His.

were would the pain go? female to male.

He wasn’t only giving milk to that household

And I would have gotten away with it if it werent for you meddling kids

You can't get away with it Milkman

lol why is dis so funny???!!!

LOLOLOL

Exposed 🤣😂😅

Imagine how the husband felt when he saw that 😱😱😱

The Husband is so stupid, that he can't figure out why the Milkman is dead. He's clueless, and didn't realize that he was cuckolded.

He gave another white thing to the house

Why was he dead tho?

That is so confusing

It took a sec. To get it but hahaha now i do

omg. u almost made me get in trouble in class. lmao

1950 called they want there shitty joke back there's no such thing as a milk man

I get what it's supposed to mean but he wouldn't be dead. You don't typically die from childbirth pains.

holy shit once you realize

But that's not the only type of milk 😏😏😏

Oh my - the wife is on danger

funny

CAN I PUT MY BALLS IN YO JAW!!!!!!!!!!!

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Tyce did u go to bradfred prep

White women and men for you

you stole this from https://www.thecoolist.com/dark-humor-jokes/

Women are killing the west that’s kinda sexist

Somebody here said that this joke was stolen but for your info, this joke is all over the internet. Lots of people know this. It’s not really stealing when it’s a really common joke

There should be more milk men so that fathers don’t have an excuse for getting the milk