A woman goes into labor with her child. The doctor says that they have invented a new device to transfer the pain of child birth to the father. He asks if it is ok to use the new device. The couple agrees and so he turns the pain to the father to 10%. The man feels nothing. They then bump it up to 20%. He still feels nothing. They keep doing this until they have the machine up to 100%. The man still felt nothing so they go home happy, until they find the milkman dead on the porch.

12 comments

o

sad days😢

B

this is awesome

S

Haha 69th like b....es

J

Lool

I

why the fuk u make so much good jokes omg gfo fdjfv v qwpqwq

B

Why is it always the milkman these pregnant women have sex with?

C

Ha ha ha ha ha I don’t get it

C

Ha ha ha ha ha I don’t get it

c

Nice one. Builds the atmosphere just right to set it up by revealing a sex affair. To quote Michael Rosen: Mmmh.. Noice.

M

Your Welcome IgavetommyHIV I Heard Some Of These From Friends At School, But Mostly I Think Of Them Myself.

h

If i were the husband i would kill myself 😒😕😖

M

Lol, Me Too🔪 😫

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