A woman goes into labor with her child. The doctor says that they have invented a new device to transfer the pain of child birth to the father. He asks if it is ok to use the new device. The couple agrees and so he turns the pain to the father to 10%. The man feels nothing. They then bump it up to 20%. He still feels nothing. They keep doing this until they have the machine up to 100%. The man still felt nothing so they go home happy, until they find the milkman dead on the porch.
this is awesome
Haha 69th like bitches
Lool
why the fuk u make so much good jokes omg gfo fdjfv v qwpqwq
Why is it always the milkman these pregnant women have sex with?
Ha ha ha ha ha I don’t get it
Ha ha ha ha ha I don’t get it
Nice one. Builds the atmosphere just right to set it up by revealing a sex affair. To quote Michael Rosen: Mmmh.. Noice.
Your Welcome IgavetommyHIV I Heard Some Of These From Friends At School, But Mostly I Think Of Them Myself.
If i were the husband i would kill myself 😒😕😖
Lol, Me Too🔪 😫
Boiboi The Wife Slept With The Milkman And When She Found Out That She Was Pregnant, She Told The Husband That The Baby Was His.
were would the pain go? female to male.
He wasn’t only giving milk to that household
nice
And I would have gotten away with it if it werent for you meddling kids
You can't get away with it Milkman
lol why is dis so funny???!!!
LOLOLOL
lmaoooo
Ooooof
Exposed 🤣😂😅
Gay
Imagine how the husband felt when he saw that 😱😱😱
The Husband is so stupid, that he can't figure out why the Milkman is dead. He's clueless, and didn't realize that he was cuckolded.
That was the best joke I have ever read GG
Wow maximum
He gave another white thing to the house
Why was he dead tho?
That is so confusing
It took a sec. To get it but hahaha now i do
WOW that is one cheaing wife
omg I am GAY/ LESBIAN
omg. u almost made me get in trouble in class. lmao
Oh shit
1950 called they want there shitty joke back there's no such thing as a milk man
I get what it's supposed to mean but he wouldn't be dead. You don't typically die from childbirth pains.
holy shit once you realize
But that's not the only type of milk 😏😏😏
Oh my - the wife is on danger
1915 the year I hate
FUCK U MADISON NO ! FUCK IN GARES
funny
CAN I PUT MY BALLS IN YO JAW!!!!!!!!!!!
He MAKES the milk
Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilllllllllllllllkkkkk!!!
Tyce did u go to bradfred prep
you copyed
Madison R is a stupid woman that joke should have come from a man. Women shouldn't vote simple
White women and men for you
you stole this from https://www.thecoolist.com/dark-humor-jokes/
NOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Not the milk man!
Women are killing the west that’s kinda sexist
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Somebody here said that this joke was stolen but for your info, this joke is all over the internet. Lots of people know this. It’s not really stealing when it’s a really common joke
You guys got milk men?!?
There should be more milk men so that fathers don’t have an excuse for getting the milk
sad days😢