John Cena

John Cena Jokes

Mama

Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!

Language

Asian conversation:

Person 1: Ni hao, how's it going?

Person 2: Konnichiwa, what's up?

Person 1: I've bing chilling.

Wikipedia

I went to the “lists of women” page on Wikipedia and it was blank.

Either, Wikipedia is proving women do not exist or John Cena decided to come out as transgender.

Wwe

Mom: I saw John Cena at WWE.

Son: No way, you can’t see him though.

Mom: God!

Son: What?

Mom: You watch too much reality TV (comes to smack butt).

Son: Also because I’m John Cena.

Mom: Where, where’d ya go?

John Cena: Hey, Mom.

Mom: I’m only 31, you’re 42.

Man

What did John Cena say to the blind man? "YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"

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  • Time

    This one time I said that John Cena looks like crap.

    But I realized I can't see him. LOL!