Joe Mama's so fat, when she goes in the elevator, she has to go down.
Joe Jokes
Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Joe mama so fat, when she stepped on a scale it said "to be continued."
Three rednecks, Billy, Joe, and John, are talking about their hobbies. They agree on shooting. John says, "I like shooting animals." Joe says, "I like shooting birds." Billy says, "I like shooting cans." Joe and John ask, "What kind of cans, like bear cans, Pepsi cans, or cola cans?" Billy responds, "Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans, and Asian Americans."
What did Joe Biden say when he got pulled over?
I'm just a-Biden the law, officer.
Why does Joe Biden call women muffins?
'Cause muffins backwards is sniffum.
What's Joe Biden's favorite arcade game?
Space Invaders.
Why is Joe Biden afraid of getting COVID?
Because he'd lose his sense of smell.
Why doesnât Joe Biden visit children with cancer in hospitals?
Because he canât sniff their hair.
What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room?
"Smell ya later!"
What do Joe Biden and Russia have in common?
Neither of them respect boundaries.
Why does Joe Biden like cold weather? Because heâs used to being in the teens.
"Joe Mama so fat she plays pool table the Earth."
I was sitting in class when my teacher said, "Have any questions?" the suspended Class clown said, "Who's Joe?" So the teacher said, "Joe who?" So the clown said, "Joe Mama!" So I said, "What in the BALLS?" So I ended up staying in detention with the clown, ah, so cozy!
I'm so friking dumb, even I need Joe Mama so fricking bad.
What do you call Joe from Family Guy in an electric wheelchair?
RoboCop.
Joe Mama so fat, when she told a joke nobody laughed, but the floor was cracking up.
Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.
What did the eagle say to Obama?
He said: "Joe Mama!"
What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.
