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Tell me 10 best yo-mama jokes
1. Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow
raincoat, people shout "taxi!"
2. Yo mama is so old, when she was in school,
history was called current events.
3. Yo mama is so ugly, when she walks into a
bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras.
4. Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to
pay attention.
5. Yo mama is so short, she poses for trophies.
6. Yo mama is so hairy, Bigfoot takes pictures of
her.
7. Yo mama is so stupid, she brought a spoon to
the Super Bowl.
8. Yo mama is so lazy, she thinks a two-income
family is where your spouse works two jobs.
9. Yo mama is so clumsy, she could trip over a
cordless phone.
10. Yo mama is so slow, when she ran the 100-
meter dash, she finished in the next Olympics.

Joe mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everybody Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said one at a time please Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said to be continued

joe mama so weird she cut her hair in a squiggly diggly hair cut

joe mama so fat when she got sturdy she tripped on her shoelaces fell on her face and fell down 2 floors

Joe mama so fat when she weighs herself the weigh explodes

joe mama so fat when she did the ishowspeed dance she fell five floors down

Joe Mama so fat when she goes in the elevator she has to go DOWN

Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk i didn't laugh but the sidewalk cracked upp

joe mama so fat when she stepped on a scale it said to be contined

Joe mama so fat she plays pool table the Earth

I was siting in class when my theacher said have any questions the SUSpenDID Class clown said whos joe so teach said joe who so the clown said joe mama so i said what in the BALLS so i ended up stay in detention with the clown ah so cozy