Joe mama

Joe Mama Jokes

Movie

Joe mama so fat when she went to the movies, she sat next to everybody.

Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time, please."

Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "To be continued."

Face

Joe mama so fat when she got sturdy, she tripped on her shoelaces, fell on her face, and fell down 2 floors.

Mama

Joe mama so fat, when she did the IShowSpeed dance, she fell five floors down.

Sidewalk

Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Scale

Joe mama so fat, when she stepped on a scale it said "to be continued."

Clown

I was sitting in class when my teacher said, "Have any questions?" the suspended Class clown said, "Who's Joe?" So the teacher said, "Joe who?" So the clown said, "Joe Mama!" So I said, "What in the BALLS?" So I ended up staying in detention with the clown, ah, so cozy!

Floor

Joe Mama so fat, when she told a joke nobody laughed, but the floor was cracking up.

Picture

Joe mama's so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it’s still printing!

iPhone

Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.