Mom: I apologize, Sam, for being so mean to you. <3
Sam: Thank you, Mother, for your apology.
Mom: jk
I'm so lonely, even the alphabet says "Hi."
JK.
Guess what Sally got for Christmas? Gloves! Jk, she still hasn't opened it.
How did Harry Potter get down the hill?
Running, JK rolling!
What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday? Gloves! Jk he hasn't opened it yet
