Jk jokes

I'm so lonely, even the alphabet says "Hi."

JK.

Guess what Sally got for Christmas? Gloves! Jk, she still hasn't opened it.

I like trees when they are firmly stuck in a hole. PS, your hole.

How did Harry Potter get down the hill?

Running, JK rolling!

What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

Gloves!

JK, he hasn't opened it yet.