Jd jokes

You gotta give it to JD Vance. He is consistent; he is Putin his dick where it don't belong!

Well, somebody has to cushion the blow.

How did the Shaggy defense become successful for JD Vance?

He was not banging on the sofa. Rather, he was banging the sofa!

Why does JD Vance have strained diplomatic relations with Turkey?

He took away their ottoman!

Why does JD Vance not need a conviction?

His running mate has 34 of them!

Manly men go to strip clubs. JD Vance goes to IKEA.

Moms have Mother's Day and dads have Father's Day. What do single guys have?

Palm Sunday.

I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are he he.

What are Michael Jackson’s pronouns? He/heeeeeee.

What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite poker hand?

Jacks and 5.

I am Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are HeHee.