Announcing the Explain Bear Cult

Explain bear

I'm the bear. What else do you need to know, idiot?

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I'm text, dimwit. I don't have a "pfp."

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I know what the words mean, moron. I'm still text. Text doesn't have pictures. Get it through your thick skull.

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bro what

Reread

reread what

Isk

Idk

U said what

So re understand it

okay 😭

lmao

MAL

Help

Your a girl right

Right?????

uh yeah

wsp

Help me

with?

So, yk I go with a girl

mhm

And friend of mine started dating a girl around the same time and were all pretty close

Help me explain how she's in the wrong in this situation

huh??

Its late for us right. My friend, well call him Al wants his girlfriend Becca to go to bed. But Becca doesn't care about sleep, just ignores Al and goes to talk to a another kid in our school Charlie

I said this

And she doesn't understand

How she's wrong

she sounds like an ass ngl

She's like quite special

But

She's an innocent evil

she sounds retarded asf

A) hes annoyed your not listening to him abt going to bed

B)He's annoyed at the fact you'd ignore his advice to tlak to *Charlis and but you wouldn't ignore his advice to talk to him

C) he's 100% precent right

I had to delete it

lmao

Cuz it had his actual name

Anyway

Help

ignoring your bfs advice to talk to someone else is wild

Cuz she's not getting it

THANKS YOU

okay

how id put it if i were her friend

okay imagine you ask your bf to do smth for you and he’s like “hell nah imma talk to another girl instead”

like wtf

that’s messed up

I've already tried thay method

nice idea lol

then slap her in the face and tell her to stop being a fucking retard

cus talking to another guy late at night is already a red flag

the fact that shes ignoring her bfs wishes in the meantime is just icing on the cake

AEE

SEE

"Icing on the cake" while taking abt teenage relationship could be taken out of context easy

U there

R u a boy or a girl

gril

*girl

she’s an idiot

ur telling md

Me

How to explain this shit to.her

why is your friend dating her

sounds like a piece of work

She is

i can picture your friend being like “hey it’s not okay to kiss other guys what if i kissed another girl”

and she’s somehow be like “nO iTs DiFfErEnT”

like no stacey you’re different

get a fucking grip

She's like really innocent but that's all. She hits folk in school, and isn't the brightest, she's thrown many the chairs around classes

stop what 😭😭😭

Im not lying

She prides herself in not hitting me for a day

I've had worse bruises from her than cricket balls

so um

And there cork balls wrapped din leather

your friend needs to be reminded that there’s a lot of fish in the sea

and that being clinically insane isn’t cute

Except for harley quinn and pomni

Both highly smashable

real

Mal gay confirmed?

noooooo

in straight i promise 😭

Really?

yesssss

i’m as straight as it getssss

Sure

smhsmh

Wyd

j sitting here

u?

Pfp

New

And I'm waiting for Becca to reply

To my knew tactic

what’s you’re new tactic?

Guilt Tripping

real

every time i read your name i think of a chicken going “bokbokbok”

Y

that’s good

U am lwk so good when it comes to solving others problems

Especially over text

Cha 10+

real

Hey

R u in college

Or high schol

School

high school

Neat

Idk why I asked that

Anyway

I'm bored

lmaooo

Lol

Hey

Can you help me with something

potentially

Rate the jokes

Joke*

huh?

Stories of a skinwalker #1 I'd say one of my biggest problems, as a skinwalker, is when im cross dressing with my girlfriend and her uncle keeps feeling me up.

I keep editing it but I can't get the last part to make sense

i dont get it

It's ment to be that the skinwalker is in his gfs skin and her uncle doesn't realise that

OH

And touchs him

lmao

That's the problem

I need to make it bettrr

ask chatgpt

thats what i always do w shit

Nah

Cheating

I have dignity

lmao

totally off topic

U should join the EBC

Ye?

but i have a paper that hasnt been graded yet and school ended IN MAY

ummm why

Ay, count me in, we should also make DISS TRACKS against anti-EBC

Cuz I'm all alone

lol

Bet join

now youre not alone

Yes but now we jsut grow

grow with the 4 active ppl?

Lol, do teachers grade things over summer?

Watch me

i mean not usually but my gov teacher better

i spent too damn long on that paper if she flat out ignores it imma crash out

EBC is gonna be like one of those sweats is playing Plague Inc

Email her and ask her

but thats scary

and also no one elses has been graded

so shes prolly j slow

Sorry for bothering you during the holidays, miss. I was just wondering if we were going to get our paper back before school starts again, if not that fine, just wanted to know

Easy

butttttt my teacher is ick

Then don't email.het

Her

okay

i like that idea

Just wait till after summer

yeah

Bro

Y had both Nyx and RB just appeared and disappeared

Hang on brb

how rude of them

Back

hi

God I'm boredd

me too

Do yk what happened to nat?

Or Rylee

no i dont

Aw

i gtg for a bit for dinner

Fuck

Imma go off

Then

Gn

okay

gn

Wait

What are you having

For dinner

Aww

Ok then

Pathced

Patched

Skill issue

Fr

Rb

Look

At what I jsut found

Matt Swearing in 4k

Anyway imma go

Gn

IMPEACH

Nighty night

chicken nuggets and fries

lmao

Bro put me in this #EBC I won't be hopping on as much anyway. Since my school banned electronics

Lol