Announcing the Explain Bear Cult

Poll ·
  • This shit is crazy btw. Recently, Mal, Nyx and Jas have returned and today both Thoughtless and Dab is back. We're finally going in the right direction. And I think Explain has a major part in this.

    So I'm announcing the Explain Bear Cult, if ylu wanna join comment here, I'll make u a pfp then u have to put #EBC in ur bio

    EBC
    100 %
    Anti-EBC (our sworen enemy)
    0 %
    6 votes · Final results

    Comments (219)

  • I'm the bear. What else do you need to know, idiot?

    I'm text, dimwit. I don't have a "pfp."

    I know what the words mean, moron. I'm still text. Text doesn't have pictures. Get it through your thick skull.

    Cult tutorial.

    Put your usually pfp in or around the box

    reread what

    And friend of mine started dating a girl around the same time and were all pretty close

    Help me explain how she's in the wrong in this situation

    Its late for us right. My friend, well call him Al wants his girlfriend Becca to go to bed. But Becca doesn't care about sleep, just ignores Al and goes to talk to a another kid in our school Charlie

    Comment deleted by Another New Blach

    she sounds like an ass ngl

    she sounds retarded asf

    A) hes annoyed your not listening to him abt going to bed

    B)He's annoyed at the fact you'd ignore his advice to tlak to *Charlis and but you wouldn't ignore his advice to talk to him

    C) he's 100% precent right

    ignoring your bfs advice to talk to someone else is wild

    mal♡

    ignoring your bfs advice to talk to someone else is wild

    THANKS YOU

    how id put it if i were her friend

    okay imagine you ask your bf to do smth for you and he’s like “hell nah imma talk to another girl instead”

    that’s messed up

    mal♡

    okay imagine you ask your bf to do smth for you and he’s like “hell nah imma talk to another girl instead”

    I've already tried thay method

    nice idea lol

    then slap her in the face and tell her to stop being a fucking retard

    cus talking to another guy late at night is already a red flag

    the fact that shes ignoring her bfs wishes in the meantime is just icing on the cake

    Comment deleted by Another New Blach
    mal♡

    the fact that shes ignoring her bfs wishes in the meantime is just icing on the cake

    "Icing on the cake" while taking abt teenage relationship could be taken out of context easy

    Comment deleted

    gril

    she’s an idiot

    why is your friend dating her

    sounds like a piece of work

    i can picture your friend being like “hey it’s not okay to kiss other guys what if i kissed another girl”

    and she’s somehow be like “nO iTs DiFfErEnT”

    like no stacey you’re different

    get a fucking grip

    She's like really innocent but that's all. She hits folk in school, and isn't the brightest, she's thrown many the chairs around classes

    stop what 😭😭😭

    your friend needs to be reminded that there’s a lot of fish in the sea

    and that being clinically insane isn’t cute

    in straight i promise 😭

    i’m as straight as it getssss

    j sitting here

    what’s you’re new tactic?

    every time i read your name i think of a chicken going “bokbokbok”

    Comment deleted by Another New Blach

    that’s good

    U am lwk so good when it comes to solving others problems

    high school

    potentially

    Stories of a skinwalker #1 I'd say one of my biggest problems, as a skinwalker, is when im cross dressing with my girlfriend and her uncle keeps feeling me up.

    I keep editing it but I can't get the last part to make sense

    i dont get it

    It's ment to be that the skinwalker is in his gfs skin and her uncle doesn't realise that

    ask chatgpt

    thats what i always do w shit

    totally off topic

    but i have a paper that hasnt been graded yet and school ended IN MAY

    Another New Blach

    U should join the EBC

    ummm why

    Another New Blach

    U should join the EBC

    Ay, count me in, we should also make DISS TRACKS against anti-EBC

    RapBoat

    Ay, count me in, we should also make DISS TRACKS against anti-EBC

    Bet join

    now youre not alone

    grow with the 4 active ppl?

    mal♡

    but i have a paper that hasnt been graded yet and school ended IN MAY

    Lol, do teachers grade things over summer?

    Another New Blach

    Lol, do teachers grade things over summer?

    i mean not usually but my gov teacher better

    i spent too damn long on that paper if she flat out ignores it imma crash out

    EBC is gonna be like one of those sweats is playing Plague Inc

    mal♡

    i spent too damn long on that paper if she flat out ignores it imma crash out

    Email her and ask her

    but thats scary

    and also no one elses has been graded

    so shes prolly j slow

    mal♡

    but thats scary

    Sorry for bothering you during the holidays, miss. I was just wondering if we were going to get our paper back before school starts again, if not that fine, just wanted to know

    butttttt my teacher is ick

    i like that idea

    Another New Blach

    Y had both Nyx and RB just appeared and disappeared

    how rude of them

    i gtg for a bit for dinner

    mal♡

    i gtg for a bit for dinner

    Skill issue

    Another New Blach

    Matt Swearing in 4k

    IMPEACH

    Another New Blach

    Gn

    Nighty night

    Another New Blach

    For dinner

    chicken nuggets and fries

    Bro put me in this #EBC I won't be hopping on as much anyway. Since my school banned electronics

    Slow Zorilla