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Announcing the Explain Bear Cult

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    • This shit is crazy btw. Recently, Mal, Nyx and Jas have returned and today both Thoughtless and Dab is back. We're finally going in the right direction. And I think Explain has a major part in this.

    So I'm announcing the Explain Bear Cult, if ylu wanna join comment here, I'll make u a pfp then u have to put #EBC in ur bio

    EBC
    100 %
    Anti-EBC (our sworen enemy)
    0 %
    6 votes · Final results

    Comments (219)

    • I'm the bear. What else do you need to know, idiot?

    I'm text, dimwit. I don't have a "pfp."

    I know what the words mean, moron. I'm still text. Text doesn't have pictures. Get it through your thick skull.

    Cult tutorial.

    Put your usually pfp in or around the box

    And friend of mine started dating a girl around the same time and were all pretty close

    Help me explain how she's in the wrong in this situation

    Its late for us right. My friend, well call him Al wants his girlfriend Becca to go to bed. But Becca doesn't care about sleep, just ignores Al and goes to talk to a another kid in our school Charlie

    Comment deleted by Goner410

    And she doesn't understand

    she sounds like an ass ngl

    A) hes annoyed your not listening to him abt going to bed

    B)He's annoyed at the fact you'd ignore his advice to tlak to *Charlis and but you wouldn't ignore his advice to talk to him

    C) he's 100% precent right

    Cuz it had his actual name

    ignoring your bfs advice to talk to someone else is wild

    Anonymous

    ignoring your bfs advice to talk to someone else is wild

    THANKS YOU

    how id put it if i were her friend

    okay imagine you ask your bf to do smth for you and he’s like “hell nah imma talk to another girl instead”

    Anonymous

    okay imagine you ask your bf to do smth for you and he’s like “hell nah imma talk to another girl instead”

    I've already tried thay method

    then slap her in the face and tell her to stop being a fucking retard

    cus talking to another guy late at night is already a red flag

    the fact that shes ignoring her bfs wishes in the meantime is just icing on the cake

    Comment deleted by Goner410
    Anonymous

    the fact that shes ignoring her bfs wishes in the meantime is just icing on the cake

    "Icing on the cake" while taking abt teenage relationship could be taken out of context easy

    Nyx :3

    nice idea lol

    R u a boy or a girl

    How to explain this shit to.her

    why is your friend dating her

    sounds like a piece of work

    i can picture your friend being like “hey it’s not okay to kiss other guys what if i kissed another girl”

    and she’s somehow be like “nO iTs DiFfErEnT”

    like no stacey you’re different

    She's like really innocent but that's all. She hits folk in school, and isn't the brightest, she's thrown many the chairs around classes

    She prides herself in not hitting me for a day

    I've had worse bruises from her than cricket balls

    And there cork balls wrapped din leather

    your friend needs to be reminded that there’s a lot of fish in the sea

    and that being clinically insane isn’t cute

    Except for harley quinn and pomni

    in straight i promise 😭

    i’m as straight as it getssss

    And I'm waiting for Becca to reply

    what’s you’re new tactic?

    every time i read your name i think of a chicken going “bokbokbok”

    Comment deleted by Goner410

    U am lwk so good when it comes to solving others problems

    Can you help me with something

    Stories of a skinwalker #1 I'd say one of my biggest problems, as a skinwalker, is when im cross dressing with my girlfriend and her uncle keeps feeling me up.

    I keep editing it but I can't get the last part to make sense

    It's ment to be that the skinwalker is in his gfs skin and her uncle doesn't realise that

    Anonymous

    i dont get it

    That's the problem

    thats what i always do w shit

    Anonymous

    totally off topic

    Ye?

    but i have a paper that hasnt been graded yet and school ended IN MAY

    Goner410

    U should join the EBC

    ummm why

    Goner410

    U should join the EBC

    Ay, count me in, we should also make DISS TRACKS against anti-EBC

    Anonymous

    ummm why

    Cuz I'm all alone

    RapBoat

    Ay, count me in, we should also make DISS TRACKS against anti-EBC

    Bet join

    grow with the 4 active ppl?

    Anonymous

    but i have a paper that hasnt been graded yet and school ended IN MAY

    Lol, do teachers grade things over summer?

    Anonymous

    grow with the 4 active ppl?

    Watch me

    Goner410

    Lol, do teachers grade things over summer?

    i mean not usually but my gov teacher better

    i spent too damn long on that paper if she flat out ignores it imma crash out

    EBC is gonna be like one of those sweats is playing Plague Inc

    Anonymous

    i spent too damn long on that paper if she flat out ignores it imma crash out

    Email her and ask her

    and also no one elses has been graded

    Anonymous

    but thats scary

    Sorry for bothering you during the holidays, miss. I was just wondering if we were going to get our paper back before school starts again, if not that fine, just wanted to know

    butttttt my teacher is ick

    Just wait till after summer

    Y had both Nyx and RB just appeared and disappeared

    Goner410

    Y had both Nyx and RB just appeared and disappeared

    how rude of them

    Do yk what happened to nat?

    i gtg for a bit for dinner

    Anonymous

    i gtg for a bit for dinner

    Skill issue

    Goner410

    Matt Swearing in 4k

    IMPEACH

    Goner410

    Gn

    Nighty night

    Goner410

    For dinner

    chicken nuggets and fries

    Bro put me in this #EBC I won't be hopping on as much anyway. Since my school banned electronics

    Berserk Ibex