What do you call a group of rappers stuck in traffic?
A cypher circle.
What did the rapper say to the traffic jam?
"Move over, I'm about to drop some FIRE!"
What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street? Traffic jam.
What stresses a baby strawberry out? When its mom is in a jam.
What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly a clown into the tiny car.
Your mama so fat, she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street.
what type of jam do aleins like? Space Jam
Why are there no Jamaicans on the moon? Because there's no space jam
Why was there peanut butter in the middle of the road?
It went with the traffic jam.
Why did the Orphan punch the other orphan?
Because the orphan broke his leg then had to get a retirement fund, so then he farted and got 1m dollars in cash, so then he started eating his toe jam and thought it tasted really good, so he started selling it to Taco Bell, then ate a cow. All the sudden he was attacked by hangry aliens then gave them some toe jam. They loved it, so they farted there way back up to space where they were eating Harold's fresh toe jam. It was so good, then one of the aliens ate there dog, so had to go the dollar tree to get it out then started gagging on one of the aliens' 2 meter defeater, and then the Orphan made out with the other Orphan and had a wedding at playground sharting happily ever after.
When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”
I like peanut 🥜 butter 🧈 and honey 🍯
I named my dog "J," and everyone thought I said "jam."
Why were the cherries 🍒 crying?
Because their parents were in a jam.
All the traffic stopping the cars, how do you spell that without any R’s?
That.
Why was the giraffe late to work?
Because it got caught in a giraffic jam.
Sat at a busy intersection with a slice of bread, waiting for a traffic jam.
Cut a hole in the rug so he could see a dirty floor show.
He took hay to bed to feed his nightmare.
Took a tape measure to bed to see how long he slept.
Put his nose out the window so the wind will blow it.
Died with his boots on because he didn't want to hurt his toes when he kicked the bucket.
Three construction workers were sitting on the bridge that they were building, having their lunch break. The first guy says, "If I get a Vegemite sandwich again, I am going to jump off this bridge." The second guy says, "If I get a peanut butter sandwich again, I am going to jump off this bridge." The third guy says, "If I get another strawberry jam sandwich, then I am going to jump off this bridge." The next day, the first guy gets a Vegemite sandwich, the second guy gets a peanut butter sandwich, and the third guy gets a strawberry jam sandwich. All three guys jump off the bridge and die. The next day at their funerals, the first wife says, "If he just told me, I would have given him a different sandwich." The second guy's wife says, "It is all my fault. If only I knew." The third wife says, "I don't get it, he makes his own lunch."
What do you call a 18+ animal jam?
Play Wild!
What's the difference between a bird and jam? You can ham your cock in a bird but you can't bird your cock in a jam
