Jam jokes

What's the difference between a bird and jam?

You can ham your cock in a bird, but you can't bird your cock in a jam.

What type of jam can you not eat?

Traffic jam.

What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly your way into someone's pants.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass.

Why did the strawberry cry? -- Because his mother was in a jam.

What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly your cock into a girl's mouth.