John Cena once insulted Chuck Norris. That's why we can't see him anymore.
Highest level of insult by a girl by seeing a guy's dick: I can shit bigger logs than that thing of your's 🤣
a skeleton walk into a bar and said it takes "backbone" to mess with me and if you try to insult me i have thick skin.
when my friend says I suck. at something I'm like u swollow
You wanna hear a joke? It’s YOU.
A random guy yelled at me, "Hey, sl*t!" I walked towards him. "I prefer slit." I said. "Why?" He asked. "You see this wrists?" I spat at him.
Whats that stupid Girl in you're Class called
ThOt
The Annoying Orange called Donald Trump a Copycat
My friend once said my opinion didn't matter. I said why did you call me a female
Me:what’s that girls name from phinease and ferb the sister Crush:candice Me:candice dick fit in your mouth Crush: slaps me Walks away
A wife asks her husband: am I pretty or ugly? The husband awnsers her: pretty. The wife responds: thank yo- The husband interrupts her: PRETTY UGLY!
Someone came to me and said “your dad is gay”. I just said “wait. You know where my dad is? Please tell me!”
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: 'Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to the man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
Man: "Is your body from Mcdonalds?" Woman: "Why, because your loving it?" Man: "No, because its fat and greasy." >:D
how old is uuuuuurrrr mom. five cringe.... i know that was a crap joke... not even a joke
You calling me gay but the pole is straighter than you
If I called you gay you would probably hit me with your purse
My short friend called me a scrub, even though he was the one below me.
