Insert jokes
What do you call it when someone fucks shoe inserts?
Orthopediphilia.
Nana when Zane kisses her in her mind: [Insert Chiwawa Scream!]
I have to say my humor isn't the best, but I'll give this a go.
My science teacher always reminded us about kilometers per second. Now I want to kilometer per second.
You know those credit card inserters at Walgreens? I want to insert my credit card on my wrist.
I'll shut up now.
A TikTok I saw: "I'm in Canada, I'm in the United States!"
Most people: "I'm in South Korea, I'm in Nor- *boom*"
Me: "I'm in Palestine, I'm in Is... this heaven?"
*Insert me starting a war in the comments*
Huggy Wuggy big big Huggy Wuggy big big big big Huggy Wuggy laugh laugh smooch smooch Huggy Wuggy *insert clapping noise*
(insert funny joke about a dick here).
Did you laugh? Be honest.
DB: I'm the only shotgun with more than 1 barrel!
Lancaster: Are you sure about that?
DB: huh?
Lancaster: I have 4 barrels!
DB: WHAT!?
Penta Barrel: I got 5!
DB: *insert becoming uncanny*
Dual Hexagon shotgun: I got 12!
The others: HOW!?
*and that's how an argument started.*
Guy: Fight me on Xbox. Guy: Oh right, you don't have one *laughs*
Me: Fight me in real life. Me: Oh right, you don't have a real life. *INSERTS APPLE BOTTOM JEANS*
2021-2022
Hey guys! Wanna hear a joke?
-You guys- sure
Ok! -insert every game with a copy and paste/slender in the thumbnail-
What type of place would Papyrus hang out at?
The SPA-ghetti!
*insert ba dum tss here*
*insert a joke here*
*insert pun here*
What did kings say when they were made king?
Allah ail (All hail) [insert name here]!
Hey, look, it's Bai! (insert the picture of a Bai drink)
What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo!