INS jokes
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop some HOT BARS!
The smartest kid in my class says "is-land" instead of "island."
I got hit in the balls by a tennis ball.
If sugar is a drug, does that mean putting it in coffee is overdose?
How do you know when a rapper's been in the kitchen?
The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"
Explain Bear won’t understand because he’s retarded.
Every time I come straight home from work, you're in the bed asleep and back there dead like a vampire in a casket.
Then the next thing I noticed, you just came back from the dead in no time, dummy.
What does the school shooter do after he shoots a victim? He shoots more kids in them!
Your mom smells so bad she could stun a horse in a field.
Robyn Olive in 10.
Why did the robot eat a lightbulb?
'Cause he was in need of a light snack!
Has anyone walked in on their parents making love? I have.
Please comment! :)
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, why is 10 scared?
(10 is in between 9/11)
Put Helen Keller in George Floyd's position. How would she cry out for help? Would she just moan, or would she try to do sign language?
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in-between 9-11.
Who are the fastest readers?
911, they went through 110 stories in 8 seconds.
I first saw her in the Walmart picking out your drawers.
I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair and screamed, "Rocket League!"
What does a waiter in a Chinese restaurant call a customer that won't leave a tip? A "plick."
What can orphans not do in school?
Yo momma so ugly she scares herself when she looks in the mirror.