What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
I got banned from the library from putting a book about woman's rights in the fantasy section.
What do the twin towers and genders have in common? There used to be two now they're a sensitive topic.
Man: whats up? Me: im annoyed Man: Why? Me: I stole my gf's heart Man: So why are you annoyed? Me: Everyone else in the surgery room gave me weird looks
Last night, I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
Anyone else on here looking at depressing jokes to make themselves feel better? Not that it's working, but it's nice to know that I'm not alone. Well, enough with the sob story, I gotta go get my razors. See ya in the long run.
What does a crippled person's legs and the twin towers have in common, they both went down and never came back up
What did Hellen Keller do when she fell in a hole.
She screamed until her hands got tired.
Why did Nicholas Cage and Angelina Jolie attend Paul Walker’s funeral? He went from The Fast And The Furious to Gone In 60 Seconds